18-12-2002 22:41									#1
	Please everyone (in the US and UK and Australia): Can you do me a favor... Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

... and take a look into the newspaper and post one or two typical personal ads here for me? My girlfriend would need some for a comparative work in her university class and - with reason I think - doubts that personal ads in the net are similar to those in newspapers. Thanks to all in advance who post an ad here. (And please quote the newspaper and the date from where you took it).

	18-12-2002 22:43									#2
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Personal ads? like 75yo seeks a female companiosn for a night out ...

	18-12-2002 22:58									#3
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"Male 35-45, open, sincere perhaps creative? Caring NS sought by similar female. Interests photography, art, socialising, ex-film industry."

From "The Spark"- free newspaper (with a New Age-y bent) based in Bristol. (Dec 2002- Mar 2003 issue).

Last edited by Lazarus and the Gimp on 18-12-2002 at 23:03

	18-12-2002 23:01									#4
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"hot girls from around the world waiting for your call, only 60p per minute, call now"

from the sport

	18-12-2002 23:02									#5
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"Affectionate artistic M 43, GSOH, likes photographing landscapes, classical, theatre, American culture. Seeks voluptuous f for r/ship."

From "The Guardian". Dec 7th 2002.

	18-12-2002 23:03									#6
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GSOH - good sense of humor

	18-12-2002 23:19									#7
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Thanks Lazarus, that's exactly what I need.

	19-12-2002 05:03									#8
	Put an end to popups!

Please guys, I need about 4 more, do me the favor.

	19-12-2002 05:19									#9
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

"22M, handsome with everlasting sexual appetite. Looking for educated female with rich parents"

	19-12-2002 05:50									#10
	Got spare money?

This isn#t by any chance describing you?

	19-12-2002 05:54									#11
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Oh I'm sorry .. yes it is. I got it wrong.. sorry about that. How did you guess?

	19-12-2002 06:31									#12
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11/26. 1:30PM AT DeCosta's in Alexandria. You were in front of me in line and we made eye contact at the gas station next door. Me: cute girl, brown hair, glasses. You: attractive male wearing dark fleece top, baseball cap. Should have said hello. My friend is making me do this.

	19-12-2002 06:44									#13
	Suffering from ads?

SULTRY, SALACIOUS, SAGACIOUS, symmetric bohemian - 27y.o. agnostic SBF seeking altruistic, athletic, astute adventurer SM, 25-35y.o., who likes to hike about town, parks included, doing something or absolutely nothing. LTR preferred, but we can talk...

	19-12-2002 06:44									#14
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DanS, sounds like one of those with 'This is my first time leaving ad' 'I usually never read these' or so .
Pathetic excuses. There's nothing wrong reading them, answering etc.

	19-12-2002 06:48									#15
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"Pathetic excuses."

I agree!

The Sagacious Salacious sounds good though!

	19-12-2002 06:50									#16
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quote: Originally posted by DanS The Sagacious Salacious sounds good though!

It sounds like our own Mr.Christmas is advertising for some company over the festive period.

	19-12-2002 06:53									#17
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For some reason my local paper doesn't seem to put many personals on their website. Or maybe the actual newspaper didn't have that many personals. Our local newspaper website is http://reviewjournal.com/ I clicked on sunday then went to the classifieds.

Check this one out. And people tell me women aren't interested in money. She is just asking for a financially secure man. We all know what that means. Men like me need not apply.

LARGE LOVELY Lady seeks for her love of a lifetime. 46, 5' 7.5'', 400lb, very comfortable with who I am but always striving for more. E-Z going. Down to earth. Fun! Loving! Loyal! Caring! Loves Dogs! Seeking the same in a single financially secure man. Send picture: RJ/Sun, PO BOX 70-C9973, LV, NV 89125

This is from Las Vegas Review Journal Sunday Dec, 15

	19-12-2002 06:54									#18
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Oh, the source of those is the Washington City Paper. Dec. 13.

Last edited by DanS on 19-12-2002 at 07:01

	19-12-2002 06:55									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident LARGE LOVELY Lady seeks for her love of a lifetime Seeking the same in a single financially secure man. Send picture

Why doesn't she just say: "I'M REALLY FAT AND I WANT A RICH HANDSOME PRINCE CHARMING NOW!"? We all know that's what she really means.

Somehow I doubt that rich handsome Prince Charming's pick up fat women in the personal ads.

	19-12-2002 06:56									#20
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"Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."