20-12-2002 05:51									#1
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On a somethingawful side project, users who learned of a genuine Korean arcade where you ram your tumb up a rubber ass as hard and fast as possible decided to photoshop other "arcade games which should never exist"

Here's one of the entries:

	20-12-2002 06:07									#2
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classic!

	20-12-2002 06:09									#3
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

$280.75 later, I discovered Monarchy...


Imagine the millions spent on multiplayer with Deity!

	20-12-2002 07:58									#4
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i would pay that much for an arcade civ.....arcade games are always better than computer games

	20-12-2002 21:03									#5
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Makes you wonder about the Koreans though........I think I'd prefer civ2 to their game.

	20-12-2002 22:26									#6
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i think only one group would like the korean game better

	20-12-2002 22:27									#7
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Yeah CTPers.

	20-12-2002 23:28									#8
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Or RTS players they like to charge right into things

	21-12-2002 12:59									#9
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

If the game ran until you died, it wouldn't be a very big money maker. Most of us could play it for days on the original payment

	22-12-2002 05:14									#10
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They'd never make any money on an arrangement like that. Unless they made the AI a heck of a lot better.

	22-12-2002 06:29									#11
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Mybe the AI starts off like it does in Civ III... you know, multiple units already on the board, and they know where you are

	24-12-2002 01:54									#12
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the ai knew were you were in civ2 too

	24-12-2002 03:01									#13
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Arcade games that potentially take a long time often work through making you pay for time though.

	24-12-2002 04:26									#14
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yes but in the old days i could play pacman, ms pacman, dk, galaga, centipede, missle command, 1942,1943, bubble bobble, tron, etc....pretty much any game from that era for hours, or for as long as it took to beat the game on some of them....dragons lair 1 man, space ace 1 man etc....

nowadays i go through quaters too quickly...but then again, its all free credits on MAME emulators and roms not that i support pirating or anything like that

	24-12-2002 05:51									#15
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Best arcade game when I was a kid was Double Dragon.

I pumped alot of quarters into that stupid game, but was pretty damned good at kicking the bad guys a$$ once I got the hang of it.

	24-12-2002 08:24									#16
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i particularly enjoyed kneeing repetedly to the head samething i would like to do to you

	26-12-2002 20:15									#17
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FF's special move:

Down, Down, Right + fire causes the character to jump behind you and use his razor sharp fox teeth on your unprotected back.

	26-12-2002 23:30									#18
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i just dl ed DD again........plaid it last night, appaling the opening scene when the bully bunches your girl in gunt

	27-12-2002 20:30									#19
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You cursed me War with your help...

I played that game you suggested last night until 0200...

Too bad the Cards can't do that in real life.

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	27-12-2002 20:31									#20
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quote: Originally posted by War4ever i just dl ed DD again........plaid it last night, appaling the opening scene when the bully bunches your girl in gunt

Looks like I need to discuss something else with you offline.

	27-12-2002 23:42									#21
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LOL I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE....... yeah baseball mogul is loads of fun.......only wish you could play the games....but being the gm and making trades and signing prospects is loads of fun...

glad you enjoyed it due to our conversation i figure you would

and yes when i am back online at home message me and we can talk man that is a fun game haha