20-12-2002 23:17									#1
	What will you do with your compassionate American? Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

The awfully smart President has again said something that future generations will regard as cryptic wisdom of the Oracle of ancient ages:

quote: "The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."—Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2002 (Thanks to Michael Shively).

http://slate.msn.com/?id=2075817

So, what are your plans for your compassionate American?

	20-12-2002 23:24									#2
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Sure Bush has the heart of a compassionate American. I'd wager to guess he keeps it in a jar on his desk.

	20-12-2002 23:25									#3
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Compassionate Conservatism = Fragrant Bullshit

	20-12-2002 23:46									#4
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I knew it! For every citizen a compassionate american!

CLONING! STOP HIM!

Maybe he'll next state that the threat of slaughtering innocent iraqi people with nuclear weapons is just pure love...

	21-12-2002 02:12									#5
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Depends on whether or not the one I get is cute...

	21-12-2002 02:35									#6
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If there were fewer of these memorable George W. Bush statements, there wouldn't be so many of them.

Numerically speaking.

	21-12-2002 02:40									#7
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Breed it with the frenchwoman. If sucessful, I can start a new era of nonarrogent, pacifistic, but intelligent Americans.

Last edited by Comrade Tassadar on 21-12-2002 at 05:05

	21-12-2002 04:06									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Winston If there were fewer of these memorable George W. Bush statements, there wouldn't be so many of them. Numerically speaking.

Tautologies are tautological.