21-12-2002 18:39									#1
	I think it still might a bit unclear to some, but Santa clearly lives in Finland Get a bigger avatar today!

Yes, Finland. In the Korvatunturi hill. Want proof? Here's your proof:



As anyone checking for properties can see, this picture of Santa taking a brisk walk is titled "korvatunturi.jpg".

On the other hand, if we see for North Pole, where Santa is claimed to live by the ignorant, we only see this:



Why would Santa live in a barren ice desert like that? Clearly he lives in Finland.

CASE CLOSED!

	21-12-2002 18:44									#2
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bulsh!t propaganda

	21-12-2002 18:48									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Why would Santa live in a barren ice desert like that? Clearly he lives in Finland.

I thought Finland was a barren ice des...sorry, a poor and obvious joke.

	21-12-2002 18:49									#4
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Wow. How convincing proves...

	21-12-2002 19:34									#5
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Silly people. Santa doesn't live in Finland.
He lives in space, gathering power, for his eventual return to conquer the earth.

Wraith
"Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa,
Or be crushed, be crushed, be crushed
by his jolly boots of doom."
-- ("Invader Zim")

	21-12-2002 19:38									#6
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Also, we have Santa Park and people all over the world come to see Santa there.. How many visitors go to Greenland to check out Santa.. Or other places? NONE!
Case closed, Santa is ours and stop arguing, or you won't get any presents!

	21-12-2002 19:41									#7
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No, no, Santa lives in Finland

	21-12-2002 20:26									#8
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quote: we have Santa Park

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	21-12-2002 20:43									#9
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Why are the choices like that? I do believe that Santa lives in Finland but I also love molesting horses and exploiting the environment while not giving a **** about puppies and babies so I had to vote no.

Last edited by Aivo½so on 21-12-2002 at 20:50

	21-12-2002 21:05									#10
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My old chess teacher, Lars, would be most offended at the idea of Santa living in Finland. Santa definitely lives in Iceland, and he doesn't bother using reindeer anymore -- he uses snowmobiles.

	21-12-2002 21:41									#11
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I thought that Grandpa Frost ( Russian Santa ) lived in Sweden?

	21-12-2002 21:52									#12
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Bah, you're all way behind. Santa's lived in Palos Verdes, California for years--he's no dummy. All the ice and snow shots are done using CGI. Modern automation means the workshop only needs about a dozen real elves. The rest moved to New Zealand to be extras in Lord of the Rings.

	21-12-2002 21:58									#13
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I thought they all were fired, and were replaced by little Bangladeshi kids, because they didn't had a good union.

	21-12-2002 22:06									#14
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I can't believe people are voting 'No'. Are you some sort of ignorant Neanderthals?

	21-12-2002 22:12									#15
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Santa lives in Norway. At least he used to live there before some Finns decided to profit on Santa I take it many of the Finns in here are too young to remember :frown:

	21-12-2002 22:24									#16
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Hey hey hey! Rest of the world has its wars, drugs, prostitution, murders, robberies, beatings, tortures.. but Santa is from here. You guys think you get all?

	21-12-2002 22:30									#17
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You stole Santa from us. We should have crossed the border a long time ago and kicked the sisu out of you.

	21-12-2002 23:01									#18
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Santa can't come from Norway. I mean, he doesn't burn churches, base his entire business on oil profits, or club baby seals because their cracking skulls emit a pleasing sound.

	21-12-2002 23:03									#19
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You sound like a certain Greek...

	26-12-2002 18:30									#20
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You know, I was skeptical before, but now CNN has gotten in on it.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TRAVEL/DEST...y.ap/index.html

I find the "Santa defends us from the Russians" angle interesting. How exactly did he change how the lines were drawn? What kind of political influence does this guy have? We may have a new dark conspiracy to worry about, folks... imagine the potential for abuse by the person who controls the naughty/nice lists... I can see the politicians quaking in fear now, worried about a lump of Finnish coal.

	26-12-2002 18:34									#21
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we told you!

	26-12-2002 22:03									#22
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The answer is simple. Where does Santa live? The North Pole. Where's the magnetic north pole located ? Canada. Anything else is leftist Suomi propaganda.