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Aggie, tell me, have you seen the end, have you seen the vision where the Great Bananna finally comes to earth. This is a movement is it, may I please write the book of the Bananna, taken from your visions and visions of other prophets, please give me this honour my master.
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Nolan
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rp}
Aggie you have to consider leading a small faction of the ARMS movement into politics, without political representation it will be difficult to spread our message about the superior Apolyton race, and the end of days the Great Bananna will bring and how only those that toil and work for the nation will go on to join the Great Bananna in the heavens. We don't want to solely be fanatics, we have to have a political voice as well. Prophet, master you can understand this surely.
rp}
Regards
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Kloreep
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of the pillow
Jun 2002
time: 00:24
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[RP]
Your flaw is that you love too much, aggie; that is why you would bring such death and destruction on the world.
The Great Banana does not want so many forced converts, nor will any converts you drag out of Germany be anything but; they will simply be desperate people, clinging to whatever a conqueror - a twisted conqueror, in this case - says. Give them food, homes, and jobs; let them be shown the strength of the Apolytonian nation, and the many blessings of the Great Banana. Only then will they see the light; only then can they die prepared.
Riding on a wave of blood is not the way to enter The Great Jungle; such only brings grief to the afterlife, and anger to He Who is Never Peeled. Nor does the Great Banana desire converts who believe in order to be fed scraps of bread, which is what your missionaries will undoubtedly do.
[/rp]
RP is fun, especially when you get to rant. 
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Nolan
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rp}
Friends why do you question the words of the prophet, over the last few days he has been plagued by visions, cold nights alone and struggles none of us could even imagine, a beautiful mind torn apart.
These foriegners are not people like you treat them to be but are animals, technologically backward, living in slums, they are genetically and mentally inferior. The DIA and Labour may be willing to harbor this drain on the economy, but I support the burning of such slums, such as what took place in Hamburg. The gods gave Apolyton the right and the method to become the sole race and nation on this fair planet, and now we have to take it or all the world will suffer the Great Banannas wrath.
rp}
****ing crazy loon I am, don't quote this non roleplay bit if your going to answer my scary ranting, damned crazy religious party
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Shiber
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Haifa, Israel
Jul 2002
time: 07:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Aggie
NEW VISION
I had a disturbing vision again, the GREAT BANANA has blessed us again. HERE it is, cover the children's ears, the other contries are not human at all, they are controlled by something called AI, which stands for alien intelligence. Apparentlly this "AI" has taken over everybody else and made them its slaves, a fate truly worse than death. If you have any doubts of this take over look at the feelings of the world change toward us, a few short years ago they were annoyed but still human, but now they are either polite and love us or they hate us. This is WEIRD. Thats all for now perhaps they GREAT BANANA will tell us more of the truth soon.
THE GREAT BANANA(speaking through his humble servant, aggie) |
Ooh, flashbacks from "invasion of the body snatchers". Kewl.
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WEIRD does not necessarily imply EXTRATERRESTRIAL. 
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[more rp]
I have also had a dream. We were all in it, and we were looking like tiny people... well, faces actually. Some of us were still, others were "animated"... and most of us wore christmas hat. Funny as heck, it was the worst thing I could think of.*
We were stuck in this box which had the title 'Smilies' written on top of it. Strange.
I woke up screaming, of course.
[/more rp]
* QUICK! WHICH INCREDIBLY INNOVATIVE AND INSPIRING COMPUTER GAME IS THIS LINE TAKEN FROM?
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Arnelos
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of the Free World
Sep 2002
time: 00:24
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Originally posted by Kloreep
[RP]
Your flaw is that you love too much, aggie; that is why you would bring such death and destruction on the world.
The Great Banana does not want so many forced converts, nor will any converts you drag out of Germany be anything but; they will simply be desperate people, clinging to whatever a conqueror - a twisted conqueror, in this case - says. Give them food, homes, and jobs; let them be shown the strength of the Apolytonian nation, and the many blessings of the Great Banana. Only then will they see the light; only then can they die prepared.
Riding on a wave of blood is not the way to enter The Great Jungle; such only brings grief to the afterlife, and anger to He Who is Never Peeled. Nor does the Great Banana desire converts who believe in order to be fed scraps of bread, which is what your missionaries will undoubtedly do.
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Kloreep, I heavily concur with your statements on this issue. The Great Banana is not the bloodthirsty devil that these blasphemers have accused it of being. Their preaching of death and destruction is nothing short of an attempt to libel the Great Banana!
Perhaps there is hope that although the DIA and the Labor Party disagree on many an issue, this is (at least) one upon which these lunatics are so beyond the pail that we can see eye-to-eye...
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Arnelos
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of the Free World
Sep 2002
time: 00:24
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Originally posted by Nolan
rp}
Friends why do you question the words of the prophet, over the last few days he has been plagued by visions, cold nights alone and struggles none of us could even imagine, a beautiful mind torn apart.
These foriegners are not people like you treat them to be but are animals, technologically backward, living in slums, they are genetically and mentally inferior. The DIA and Labour may be willing to harbor this drain on the economy, but I support the burning of such slums, such as what took place in Hamburg. The gods gave Apolyton the right and the method to become the sole race and nation on this fair planet, and now we have to take it or all the world will suffer the Great Banannas wrath.
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What sort of inhuman slime are these blasphemers of the enlightened Great Banana that they would claim that the BUTCHERY OF HAMBURG was in any manner condoned by the teachings of the Great Banana.
This is a simply intollerable libel of the teachings of the Great Banana!
Indeed (btw... this really happened), while I do not claim to be a prophet, the Great Banana did surely let me know of his wrath for the Butchery of Hamburg when all the world around us turned black and dark and the Great Banana, surely in his anger at being so ill-served, threatened to destroy all the world! If you do not believe me, please feel free to check out the official record (blow-by-blow) posted by SMC E_T of the statements made by officials of the government and members of the Senate present for the execution of military policies in the German war recently!
[out-of-character]
My screen really did go totally black when I executed the order of E_T to abandon the city of Hamburg in the Butchery of Hamburg. My computer gave all the signs that it was about to crash and we would lose a portion of that turns events. No doubt the Great Banana was, in reality, letting its anger be known for the actions of Supreme Military Commander E_T in defaming the good name of the Great Banana... 
Only those who only pretend to have a true fear of the Great Banana would argue that this event (witnessed by all) was anything other than what I have said - a threat by the Great Banana that if we should continue with such blasphemy as to commit mass murder in his name, he will take back what was given... our empire, our prosperity, our very lives!
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Nolan
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Aggie my wise and dedicated leader, prayer time with you would be the best lead education this country could achieve. Yet tell me one thing, why are these mad pagans from the DIA and Labour so determined to question our sound and fair judgement, the improvement of our culture, which rules above all others should be our foremost concern, yet they make us sound like madmen, these people lack vision, perhaps we should find methods of ...... persuation
Regards
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Meshelic
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Bringer of Peace, Destroyer of Worlds
Sep 2002
time: 21:24
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Don't assume that the ALP outright opposes the religious zealots that have risen up throughout our nation. As Chairman of the Party I have been watching from the sidelines as my friend, the self-declared great Prophet Aggie, has been tormented by visions and signs. Though I myself do not completely understand his "awakening", I do wish him good health. I fear though, that only a terrible death awaits him, for there are those who would seek the persecution of his band of religious 'polynists.
There are also those who would seek to use the special forces of Apolytonia, the Shadow Service, for their own personal gain. I disprove strongly in this. The Shadow-agents have been in dire times as of late; with the recent advent of war, my agents have been sent to Rome to find and capture Caesar himself, alive if possible. But they have run into great difficulty. The Roman secret service is quite formidable, and my agents have barely eluded capture more than I'd like to admit. Not to mention they are my private bodyguard now that the DIA has threatened my life with snipers.
Any request of the Shadow Service must be sent to me. I will not allow my agents to become puppets in an uprising.
Meshelic
Chairman ALP & Captain of the Guard, Shadow Service
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Nolan
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rp}
Fair Meshelic, I can understand what you are saying, there is a time of wild political dissent, I feel that the people are rising against the DIA's stranglehold on power, and I thank you and the Labour party for starting this movement, yet all the various groups are fractured, and it is becoming a forum for some more and more extreme views. The only views I support come from the Great Bananna and his voice on earth Aggie. I fear a foul wind coming, yet I am making arrangements as we speak to help, shall I say, level things out
rp}
regards
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