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trickey
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Prince Edward Island, Canada
Mar 2002
time: 01:24
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does her boyfriend not get annoyed by her behavior?
Last edited by trickey on 24-12-2002 at 03:35
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Sikander
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Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Jan 2000
time: 22:24
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The solution to your problem lies along on of two paths:
Path 1 (The responsible one) Tell her what you think of her and refuse to let her in the door, hang up on her when she calls, and every day in every way be sure to firmly exclude her from your lives. This should work if you are men enough to ignore her pathetic attempts at whining and double down on your adamancy.
Path 2 (The fun one) Use her as your own personal amusement device. Let not a moment go by while she is there that you don't find a way to put her down, make her the butt of your jokes, play tricks upon her etc. Give her not a moment's rest. When she tries to bum a smoke, give her one whose filter was placed up your own butt previously, and then see how long you guys can go without cracking up. Ditto the food, etc. Make every annoying habit she has into a laugh riot for yourselves, but this time at her expense and not yours. She will quickly become uncomfortable around you, and hopefully will stay away after a while. Meanwhile you recoup your losses a bit by getting all of your aggressions out, and you can still pretend with horrifically mock sincerity that you aren't fvcking with her at all.
In the future, a small dose of #1 early on makes a lot of pain as well as the moral riskiness of #2 unnecessary.
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FemmeAdonis
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Austin, Texas
Jul 2000
time: 05:24
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now let me get this straight. She's ugly, mean, eats your food, and takes your smokes? wow, do you guys bend over when someone tells he'll kick you in the ass? |
HEy..why is your friend dating such a barker? 
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The solution to your problem lies along on of two paths:
Path 1 (The responsible one) Tell her what you think of her and refuse to let her in the door, hang up on her when she calls, and every day in every way be sure to firmly exclude her from your lives. This should work if you are men enough to ignore her pathetic attempts at whining and double down on your adamancy.
Path 2 (The fun one) Use her as your own personal amusement device. Let not a moment go by while she is there that you don't find a way to put her down, make her the butt of your jokes, play tricks upon her etc. Give her not a moment's rest. When she tries to bum a smoke, give her one whose filter was placed up your own butt previously, and then see how long you guys can go without cracking up. Ditto the food, etc. Make every annoying habit she has into a laugh riot for yourselves, but this time at her expense and not yours. She will quickly become uncomfortable around you, and hopefully will stay away after a while. Meanwhile you recoup your losses a bit by getting all of your aggressions out, and you can still pretend with horrifically mock sincerity that you aren't fvcking with her at all.
In the future, a small dose of #1 early on makes a lot of pain as well as the moral riskiness of #2 unnecessary.
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I personally would go with number 2.
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002
time: 21:24
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just throw your own feces at her...
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Zylka
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Hehehe like I said, it's hilarious that the persons unavoidable appearance becomes ammo when you don't like their personality. Well, I guess you can kind of hold it against them when they're fat
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Zylka
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Photoshop a bunch of hilarious photos by adding her face to appropriate pictures, then make a scrapbook out of it, have everyone sign it and give it to her as a gift.
Perhaps a few really meaningful and well written poems on why you hate her so much slipped in as well. Girls just die when you hand them pure, sincere creativity. She could keep it as a memento of her horrible youth!!!
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JimmyCracksCorn
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Macedonia - Sovereign country north of Greece.
Dec 2002
time: 05:24
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Originally posted by Zylka
Photoshop a bunch of hilarious photos by adding her face to appropriate pictures, then make a scrapbook out of it, have everyone sign it and give it to her as a gift.
Perhaps a few really meaningful and well written poems on why you hate her so much slipped in as well. Girls just die when you hand them pure, sincere creativity. She could keep it as a memento of her horrible youth!!! |
Man, If only I had some pictures of her on my hard drive.
If only I had photoshop too, but kazaa could solve that...
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johncmcleod
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Coeur d'Alene, ID, USA
Jan 2002
time: 21:24
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That's so funny you started this thread, I have the same exact problem!
Back in 4th grade I had a 5 minute conversation with this one kid at my school named Andy. He was special ed. I think he has slight mental retardation. We're in 9th grade and his math and linguistic skills are in about 5th or 6th grade. He is also very uncoordinated. Anyway, after this conversation (which was about World War 2, which I was obsessed with at the time) I immediately became his best friend. He was now a war enthusiast. He followed me everywhere, and though he was nice, I couldn't have an intelligent conversation with him. He was so weird and so annoying. Anyway, he started to like my best friends better and he always changed his interests and hobbies so they were just like my friends. They actually like him!
Well, it's 5 years later. He still follow my two friends everywhere, and I always hang with them and because my friends are twins and he's always with one of them, we're always together. He is such a retard. He is now obsessed with anything that has to do with war. He learned hand to hand combat moves because he wants to be an Army Ranger. It's all he talks about. He wears combat boots and camo to school! His sense of humor is extremely annoying, and the look of him makes me sick.
I'll be walking down the halls and there he'll be. He'll say "Hi John." In this really crackly voice. He doesn't know how to clear his throat. Also when he talks, spit bubbles and stuff are always happening in his mouth because he doesn't know that he needs to suck up the spit in his mouth. He'll have this ear to ear grin on his face (he always does). He has very, very, very loose kips. He has a lazy eye and it makes him look just like he's crosseyed. He's got really weird shaped dark eyes. And the military buzz cut. He does everything he can to try and be like a soldier. He even made up a song about being a a ranger. Of course because he's absolutely tone death, it sounds like crap but here are the main words:
I wanna be a ranger,
Fly high. Fly high.
I forgot the rest of the words but he pretty much sings that over and over again. He's also got an extremely weird sense of humor. I'm too nice to tell him to bug off, and I can't. You see my two friends (they're great friends and I hate to make them mad) are very close to him. One of them, Stephen, is EXTREMELY protective of him. Everytime someone insults Andy, Stephen gets very mad at them. He seems unaware that Andy is the slight bit off. I even said once that he was slow, and he denied it and got all defensive! The other one, Brad, is more aware of Andy's stupidity, and admits the truth about him sometimes. But Andy acts gay to Brad! [The plot thickens] When we are on the bus to go to cross country meets and I sit next to Brad (I do this to 'take' Andy's spot) and Andy sits next to Stephen, it isn't long before he says, "Move, John. I want to sit next to Brad." But it gets worse. At this one cross country meet some of the guys were playing football. Andy was behind Brad and he goes, "We should play rugby." And he walked right into him from behind! But that's not all. At the same meet Brad and I were watching the awards. Andy likes to sneek up on people when he sees them, but the way he did it this time was just plain wrong. He walked up to him from behind and like squeezes his abs!
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Zylka
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That's actually sad. Sure he's slow, but he obviously doesn't mean any irritation at all... you can't hold his problems against him. It's fair to avoid someone like that kindly - but never to make fun of them, they're bloody handicapped
I can think of two kids in high school who fit that category. All of the realy cool math 14 failures were always picking fights with them to be "funny" in front of the crowds after school.
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Zylka
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I can understand that. It's tough, you can't simply pretend nothing's wrong like your friend does, and it's not easy to sincerely excuse things that annoy you. Whether or not those things are of fault, they're still annoying
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24-12-2002 03:04
ACK!
remember, saying to people that they're *******s, is basic freedom, IIRC, enshrined in the constitution, or whatever piece of cardboard you have there in canada.
scooooby 
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