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JimmyCracksCorn
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Macedonia - Sovereign country north of Greece.
Dec 2002 time: 05:24
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Hey, I'm a first time poster but a looooooong time lurker... like since back when the Ultimate Civ2 Site and the The Ultimate Greek Site (or whatever it was called) merged to form Apolyton.
Anyways, I just thought I'd pose a quick question to you guys as my debut to the forums. Actually, maybe it isn't that quick, although keep in mind I'm really just venting and want to see what an outside observer would think. But here goes.
We're all college students, my friends and I, and we've got this problem. A rather large problem. See, there's this girl that we just don't like at all, in fact we hate her. But the problem is, we don't know how to get rid of her and I was wondering if you guys have ever been in a similar situation?
She's such a snake and a mooch. All she does is pop down (we all live in the same apartment buildings) uninvited, eat our food, make a mess, complain, stay way too long, and bum smokes. She'll be like "want to go for a smoke?" and we'll be like "sure", then when we get outside, she'll wait for someone to take out their pack then be like "does anyone have a smoke I can bum?" Christ, thats what I mean by snake.
Or she'll just come in and start rooting through the fridge without asking and mess up a bunch of clean dishes, or ask to borrow money so she can go to Mcdonalds without having to withdraw at an ATM (even though she makes way more money than any of us).
Actually, it can be funny at times. One of our friends has a car, and she'll call him from the plaza and be like "hey, we're all down at the plaza, come meet us", and so he'll drive over and it will be just her there and she'll be like "I need to get a few groceries real quick", so she'll go into the grocery store and get car loads of groceries and ask my friend (after she buys them) "can you give me a lift home? I'll cook up some food when we get there" and my friend will be like "Well... " then she'll throw a fit saying she can't get the groceries home if he doesn't, and he'll finally submit. Then when he gets to her house and helps bring in all her ****, she'll be like "I'm tired, I'm going to bed..." So there goes 3 hours of his day and a full tank of gas. Haha. Its only funny because its not me.
Now, I've dumped plenty of friends before, but she is by far the worst of them, and to make it stickier, she's one of our best friends' girlfriend. We never liked her, but tolerated her because, obviously, she's our friends girlfriend... we didn't think they would last long, so we didnt worry too much, but now they've moved in together and plan to marry. Jesus.
Anyways, to make a long story short, we want to dump her and still be friends with Brian (our friend). Recently we've come to the conclusion that we can't go on anymore with her (its been over a year), and we've dubbed the effort "Operation: Lose Fatso" I can give you many more examples of things she does (they can be unbelievable at times).
Has anyone else had any similar situations where you have an annoying friend? If so, share your stories!
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Zylka
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Was she hot? Because breaking a hot chick who acts like that into something graceful would be the ultimate of tasks. That f*cking rules
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JimmyCracksCorn
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Macedonia - Sovereign country north of Greece.
Dec 2002 time: 05:24
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel
now let me get this straight. She's ugly, mean, eats your food, and takes your smokes? wow, do you guys bend over when someone tells he'll kick you in the ass? |
No, not at all... we're always grouchy when she comes over, but she never gets the hint. We always dodge her phone calls, etc... But she is VERY VERY sneaky and manipulative. I bet she knows we don't like her, but knows that there can be something gained from being around us.
quote: wow, do you guys bend over when someone tells he'll kick you in the ass? |
Besides, give us a break... we're all Canadians. 
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Zylka
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This brings up the eternal question of conscience:
Do you think an ugly person is allowed to be a b*tch?
I mean, I think a Goddess has that right to a certain point, and it's kind of cool when one is that way. Yet if you're ugly, it becomes the main focus of criticising the b*tch. Simply put, an ugly b*th is treated as a crime against humanity. Ah, petty!
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JimmyCracksCorn
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Macedonia - Sovereign country north of Greece.
Dec 2002 time: 05:24
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka
This brings up the eternal question of conscience:
Do you think an ugly person is allowed to be a b*tch?
I mean, I think a Goddess has that right to a certain point, and it's kind of cool when one is that way. Yet if you're ugly, it becomes the main focus of criticising the b*tch. Simply put, an ugly b*th is treated as a crime against humanity. Ah, petty! |
Oh, Amen. We often discuss how much better our lives would be if she looked just like Britney Speers.
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Ozz
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Canada
Mar 2002 time: 05:24
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Get her drunk, when she passes out, write "assh*le"
on her forehead in magic marker and dump her in the
laundry room for the night.
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JimmyCracksCorn
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Macedonia - Sovereign country north of Greece.
Dec 2002 time: 05:24
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quote: woGet her drunk, when she passes out, write "assh*le"
on her forehead in magic marker and dump her in the
laundry room for the night. |
Ha! Too bad she doesn't drink, or do drugs.... She will have the occasional toke of a joint when she happens to catch us off guard when we're smoking. After which she will promptly leave because she's gotten something out of us.
She'd never buy her own, that would involve spending money.
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000 time: 07:24
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bad choice for female beauty ethalone.
Jimmy: I had a somewhat similar story. He was really annoying. He didn't use me as in asking for food all the time like she does, but he was a real pain in the ass, and was condescending like hell. So at first I started taking shots at him, without missing a chance. It didn't work. So then, I told him that I hate him, I never want to see him, and I wish he was never born. I said that everyone hates him ( pretty true ), and that he's an annoying son of a *****. He didn't bother me for a year or so, but then he started to seek my company again. Sadly, I started taking advantage of him, he'd pay for me in the bus home, I'd 'borrow' money.. now school is gone. I feel rather bad for what I did.
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Ozz
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Canada
Mar 2002 time: 05:24
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quote: Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn
Ha! Too bad she doesn't drink, or do drugs.... |
Jump on Her,hold her down, write "assh*le" on her forehead in magic marker and throw her out the door.
Works eithier way 
Oh, dont' forget to yell "Merry Christmas" instead of "three" when your timing yer toss.
Last edited by Ozz on 24-12-2002 at 02:56
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JimmyCracksCorn
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Macedonia - Sovereign country north of Greece.
Dec 2002 time: 05:24
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quote: Originally posted by trickey
It's sucks having annoying friends.
She is beyond anoying.
Tell her off, close your door, don't ever talk ot her again. |
I know, thats what we WANT to do, but she's out friends' girlfriend. And she locks him up in their apartment and won't let him do anything. We feel bad for him and don't want to abandon him... thats why the situation is so sticky.
But for whatever reason he is hooked on her...
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