25-12-2002 02:28									#1
	2010: "Naughty or Nice Question Leads To Santa-McCarthy Comparisons Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

By ROGER RABBIT, ACS Forums Writer
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With fears concerning loss of individual civil liberties at an all-time high, Santa Claus is now being compared with former American Senator Joseph McCarthy.

"Think about it", blustered Senator Che of Florida, "Making a list and checking it twice ? Going to find out who's naughty and nice?
If that doesn't ring of McCarthyism, I don't know what does."

American Workers advocate, Boris Godonov, had this to say, "It's proposterous, outlandish, and illustrates perfectly why I'm not in the HOF."

When asked how he would rule on the matter, should it come before his bench, Imran Siddiqui brushed off the inquiry, saying "What a great day for baseball. Let's play 2 !", as he turned and jogged to the Supreme Court ballyard.

Internationally, following a bloodless coup in England, newly crowned Rainbow Coalition member, Queen Redfern Jon expressed outrage at the "naughty or nice" historic reference, citing that naughty could be very nice.

The Evil Empire of Ming, RAH, and Michael the Great merely chuckled, saying no matter what American and/or World opinion held, THEY would decide the question of naughty or nice.

	25-12-2002 02:32									#2
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quote: When asked how he would rule on the matter, should it come before his bench, Imran Siddiqui brushed off the inquiry, saying "What a great day for baseball. Let's play 2 !", as he turned and jogged to the Supreme Court ballyard.

If only they could really decide Supreme Court questions with a game of baseball

	25-12-2002 02:48									#3
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Hey Imran, about baseball, what happened to your Susan Sarandon sig? I liked it, and Americans shouldn't be qouted on football

	25-12-2002 02:49									#4
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quote: Hey Imran, about baseball, what happened to your Susan Sarandon sig?

Maybe I'll put it on again. I switched to this right after the World Cup when the Amis went to the Quarterfinals and should have beaten Germany. American soccer (football, whatever ) has arrived.

	25-12-2002 03:03									#7
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Hueij, I picked another quote from that same movie. While I like the 'Church of Baseball' quote a bit better, I like this one as well.

Great Movie, Bull Durham was .

	25-12-2002 03:25									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui quote: When asked how he would rule on the matter, should it come before his bench, Imran Siddiqui brushed off the inquiry, saying "What a great day for baseball. Let's play 2 !", as he turned and jogged to the Supreme Court ballyard. If only they could really decide Supreme Court questions with a game of baseball

How about deciding games of baseball by decisions of the Supreme Court, with umpires' decisions being ruled unconstitutional?

	25-12-2002 03:25									#9
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Or perhaps baseball itself could be ruled cruel and unusual punishment...

	25-12-2002 03:25									#10
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Unfortunetly there is nothing in the Constitution saying you can't make bad calls .

	25-12-2002 03:28									#11
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Imran!!

That quote is about sex! Not about baseball... And that while the movie was about... err...about...

I also liked the movie where Kevin Costner built that baseball field in his cornfield and the ghosts of all those great players came to play...

	25-12-2002 03:37									#13
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quote: That quote is about sex! Not about baseball... And that while the movie was about... err...about...

My evil plans are coming to fruition. But I will probably start changing quotes more often.

quote: I also liked the movie where Kevin Costner built that baseball field in his cornfield and the ghosts of all those great players came to play...

Field of Dreams, GREAT movie! I was thinking about a quote from that movie as well. Next time .

	25-12-2002 04:07									#14
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What, no one quoted the Chairman of the AECCP?

	25-12-2002 06:13									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Field of Dreams, GREAT movie!

Aaaah, Build It And They Will C U M ... the greatest baseball porn movie ever.

/edit: damn censor ruining my joke!