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Nolan
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Our story begins in a land only known of in the deepest and darkest of legends, since time began it has been a place of turmoil, a battle ground for the universal forces of good and evil, chaos and order, heroes and villains. In this small world in a dimension far away from here, a war was already brewing, Lecianua and Anacona, joined in the Northern Pact, are marshalling their forces on their southern most borders, the warring nations to the south, in a rushed and fear driven effort established the Southern Truce, an alliance to try to prevent their destruction at the hands of the over-bearing Northern allies. Between the two enemy alliances lay a small independent nation, called the borderlands, this land would have to be dealt with before war, a duty Anacona took upon themselves. Meanwhile in the northern country of the Southern Truce, Camerino, the son of the Baron who held control of the small Barony of Bul'Dane arrived back after an interesting day at the tombs......
This is the story of the land I have been sent from the support Aggie in his words of the Great Bananna, would people like to hear of the story
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Meshelic
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Bringer of Peace, Destroyer of Worlds
Sep 2002
time: 21:24
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*Roleplay in Tassagrad "Banana King Tavern"*
Whew. Wipe shoes , It's cold out there...hey bartender! Get me one of those umm...uh, well lets see. Hmm, well surprise me!
listening to the loud conversation by two yokels next to me at the bar, lighting up a rolled Banana smoke as they converse with eachother.
Yokel 1 - "...and Aggie has proclaimed himself Great Prophet of the Banana!"
Yokel 2 - "I'm not surprised, Aggie has been off his rocker for some time."
Yokel 1 - "No he hasn't! Aggie is one of our greatest heroes! He couldn't be insane..."
Yokel 2 - "Bah, maybe YOUR hero! Him and his disciples can't tell ME how to live my life..."
and on and on they go....before they realize who they're sitting next to...
Yokel 2 - "Hey, aren't you that one guy from that one party?" 
Meshelic - "I don't know what you're talking about...."
Yokel 1 - "Yeah, I know who you are! You're that secret service agent guy..."
Yokel 2 - "You're right! What's your name? No, let me guess.....Malvinic? Moronik? Messagic?...."
Meshelic - "Meshelic."
Yokel 1 - "Yeah that's you! Wow, you're the Captain of the Guard right? What are you doing here?"
Meshelic -"Keeping the peace." 
Yokel 1 - "Bartender! Get me another drink!" 
Yokel 2 - "Bah you've had enough you drunk bastard..." 
Yokel 1 - "No I haven't moron! *slap* So Meshelic, what do you think of the Prophet Aggie?"
Meshelic - "I know him. I haven't spoken with him much since he's been on his prophetic 'wanderings'..."
The bar door open again and in walks....
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Shiber
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Haifa, Israel
Jul 2002
time: 07:24
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"One shot of bwhiskey please."
"I told you already" says the bartender, "we don't serve bananas here."
"I know. I ordered a bwhiskey."
"No, I meant you."
"What?"
"We don't serve bananas here."
"But I asked for..." mumbled the banana guy in confusion.
The phone rings
"I'll get back to you in a second" says the bartender lazily and then walks over to the phone and picks it up.
"Hello, is this the Banana King Tavern?"
"Yes" replies the bartender, "what do you want?"
"I'm looking for a guy named Al" says the voice over the phone. "Last name Coholic."
"Hold on a second" says the bartender and then covers the earpiece with his free hand and shouts to the crowd: "I'm looking for an Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic in here?"
Sounds of laughter in the background. The bartender gets it.
"Listen you little brat..." Laughter from the other end following by a hang-up tone.
"This just isn't my day" says the bartender to himself tiredly.
Last edited by Shiber on 28-12-2002 at 05:22
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Shiber
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Haifa, Israel
Jul 2002
time: 07:24
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The banana guy resumes the conversation
"Could you please take my order now?"
"Alright, I guess. What is it?"
"In this context it's a request for food or refreshments, often given out to a..."
"I know what an order is, I asked what you wanted."
"Oh, right" says the banana guy with a bit of embarrassment. "I'd like a bwhiskey then."
"Alright, bwhiskey it is."
The barternder gets a shot glass, pours whiskey into it, turns around to get the bottle of Banana Extract ("Finest Del Monte brand bananas, guaranteed!"), turns back to pour some into the shot glass to make it into a bwhiskey and to his complete surprise, he sees...
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26-12-2002 07:28
, we needed this 
He lives in our people aswell ruining there lives, stalling city growth with riots and unrest ! ok iam done.
Release me!!!! OUR RACE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!......I WILL HAVE REVENGE.
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