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Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002 time: 16:24
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The Commonwealth of Pasiphae
"Live the life, don't die the death"
UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Apolyton
The Commonwealth of Pasiphae is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The small government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology industries.
Crime is a serious problem. Pasiphae's national animal is the lion and its currency is the palus.
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ColdWizard
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my allowance of polar bears for use as food boosted my economy to very strong and changed my major industries to include beef-based agriculture and exclude cheese. other recent decisions include police cameras in public places, a crackdown on protesting bicyclists, and not to impose tariffs on cheap imported automobiles
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ColdWizard
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taxes dropped to 7% as a result of my tax cut decision. i've also refused to make organ donation mandatory, allowed limited mining of uranium deposits under the rainforest (what rainforest? the frozen one?). chose the first option in the petition for slightly less dictatorship issue, and selected a new religious advisor, the guy that will retire after his appointment
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General Ludd
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Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001 time: 05:24
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I took a little bit of a vacation, but have returned to settle the issues facing Ubinia...
1. The Police department proposes installing security cameras in public places - I refuse the proposal, I didn't even realise I had a police department, and I'm not about to let them spy on people.
2. Divorce rates are on the rise - I decide to make same-sex marriages legal, which will make that statistic rise for those who care about it, and abolish the fascist laws regarding homosexuality at the same.
3. Following a murder spree, a rival candidate has be gaining popularity off of people's emotions by campaigning for the death penalty - I, of course, will not stand for this manipulation of the people and will outlaw these sorts of politics, along with the death penalty.
4. Corporations ask to be able to donate money to political parties - The nerve! illegal corporations asking to be able to buy votes? I refused this, ofcourse!
5. Someone asked for the laws against nudity to be repealed - I decide to make nudity compulsory, clothes are oppresive - just like the corporate-culture that created them! 
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Method
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/me goes to France
Feb 2001 time: 00:24
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quote: Tea Kaygia's TV soaps--famous around the region--have come under fire for their lack of ethnic diversity.
The Debate
"Every night my family and I sit down to watch 'The Brash and the Backstabbing'," says Dave Barry. "But where are the Liliputians like myself? Where are the Bigtopians? The Marche Noirians? People from those cultures can be just as brash and backstabbing, but we never see them on the screen. The government must act to remove this silent apartheid from our TV screens."
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"Those Liliputians don't know how good they have it," says Freddy Barry, spokesperson for the Tasmanians Against Ethnic Stereotyping. "Tasmanians are on television all the time, but always in crude, stereotypical roles. The answer is not to enforce ethnic quotas, but to award government prizes for the positive portrayal of minorities. That'll work better, and be cheaper, too."
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"The government should do what now?" says TV studio executive Hack Falopian. "You've got to be kidding. We make soaps here, not documentaries. I should be able to put whichever characters I want into my shows. Quotas! Government prizes! God save me! Hasn't the government got anything better to do? Why don't they just back off and let society work out these things on its own?"
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tough choice, this.
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