02-01-2003 22:13									#1
	Senate Bill: Illegalization of Trout-Slapping Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

I have seen a very disturbing report in the Jungle Gazette. I think we need to take immediate action to stop this epidemic! Ban trout-slapping now!

If you would like to read the report, click here.

	02-01-2003 22:16									#2
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*sigh*

manually add +1 to Yes!

	02-01-2003 22:41									#3
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BS. It's piano-slapping that we need to stop.

	02-01-2003 22:44									#4
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What is wrong with a little trout slapping? Nothing I say. Nothing what so ever.

	02-01-2003 22:53									#5
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Trout-slapping is an Apolytonian tradition that dates back to the very beginning of our civilization. We've been trout-slapping from day one, and now you want to end this great and beautiful heritage of over five thousand years? I say NO to this!!

	02-01-2003 23:35									#6
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I voted no. In fact, I believe that trout slapping should be protected as an endangered (or is that engendered) activity...

	03-01-2003 00:47									#7
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Stop the moral degeneration! Illegalize Trout-Slapping! Free the slaves!

	03-01-2003 00:49									#8
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Freedom of choice!
I voted bannanabis.

	03-01-2003 00:58									#9
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Trout slapping is an important ingredient in our religious rituals and thus must be protected since we use it for religious purposes. When I slapped arnelos with a trout i was simply blessing him the way our religion does. Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap.
Aggie

	03-01-2003 01:29									#10
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Doesn't trout slapping make you go blind?

	03-01-2003 01:31									#11
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Depends on where, when, why, how much and how hard the trout slap was. Generally speaking, an ordinary trout slap on a regular and ordinary basis is actually healthy, and no blindness will occur.

	03-01-2003 02:13									#12
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If trout slapping is illegal only criminals will trout slap...

*breaks up into a fit of laughter*



I'm going to make that my signature.

	03-01-2003 03:13									#13
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Despite this poll, it is still agreed that trout spanking is not allowed.

	03-01-2003 04:21									#15
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And trolling for trout is okay too, right?

	03-01-2003 04:22									#16
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ummm...

this is embarressing...

I've never figured out what trolling means

	03-01-2003 06:48									#17
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I have no Idea how they do that, it must be a script or something. I feel left out of the fun, when the fish start to fly...

E_T

	03-01-2003 08:21									#18
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DOWN WITH ALL DRUGS AND ADICTIONS (and slavery)

I VOTE YES!!!!!

	03-01-2003 08:25									#19
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Skywalker Please feel free to use the machine gun I gave you to get the attentions you need.

	03-01-2003 08:34									#20
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Well ET, so you don't feel leftout, on saturday I'll show you how. I believe the smc should be the primary wielder of the trout.
Aggie

	03-01-2003 09:32									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Aggie Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap. Aggie

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	03-01-2003 11:07									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Aggie Well ET, so you don't feel leftout, on saturday I'll show you how. I believe the smc should be the primary wielder of the trout. Aggie

Kewl

E_T

	04-01-2003 03:15									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Aggie Trout slapping is an important ingredient in our religious rituals and thus must be protected since we use it for religious purposes. When I slapped arnelos with a trout i was simply blessing him the way our religion does. Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap. Aggie

We can't make The Great Banana angry. We won't make it into fruit heaven.
To spend eternity with low-life oranges is a fate too awful to contempate.

	04-01-2003 03:58									#24
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Give me trout-slapping, or give me death.

I vote, no.

	04-01-2003 04:09									#25
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And Apples , Dont forget thoses evil apples!!!!!

I vote yes to an end to trout slaping..... and skywalker stop trying to sell people banack. (or you be shot a 5 time)

	04-01-2003 05:03									#26
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But... it makes money!

Here people, try some free samples of banack!

	04-01-2003 05:07									#27
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This is 5, Prey i dont do it again!

(2 hours later Skywalker Wakes up out side the poll building with a giant banana sticking out of his head driping in banana jucie)....(odly his banack is nowhere to be found)


(in a Closet in The Tavern)

Mr Mayor: So how do you use this stuff..... WHOA.....THE COLORS.

	04-01-2003 05:20									#28
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*Skywalker's henchmen, well paid with money gotten from banack sales, shoot Mr Mayor*

	04-01-2003 05:35									#29
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Mr Mayor: There he is by the polling station....
gang member7:After him
yokel2: dont let skywalker get Away!!!!

	04-01-2003 05:38									#30
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*They shoot Mr Mayor again*

*Mr Mayor dies*