03-01-2003 05:22									#1
	All women to pee while standing upright in ten years? Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

Check out the hottest new invention
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No longer will women have to suffer the oppression of having to sit down while peeing!

	03-01-2003 05:27									#2
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I have to get a post in before this thread is deleted. Hilarious stuff though.

The question is how you know about this?

	03-01-2003 05:27									#3
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Now we can tell women to put the damn toilet seat down!

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	03-01-2003 05:27									#4
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The movie trainspotting has a great scene where a woman pees standing up into a men's urnal. Classic stuff.

	03-01-2003 05:29									#5
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do gif's work? let me try.

instructions.

Unfold the P-mate. Ensure that the open P-mate keeps its shape by not squeezing too hard, the hindmost triangle to a flat level. Now you have a little tray.
Slightly lower your pants or raise your skirt. Pull your panties to one side and place the large opening directly under the flow area between your legs. The sides of the P-mate opening should surround the flow area completely.
Straighten your knees and push your bottom backwards so that the spout of the P-mate is pointed downwards. Relax and let nature do the rest - PEE!
For easy transportation and/or disposal of the P-mate in the enclosed bags, fold the P-mate double along the line. Put your used P-mate in the bin.

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	03-01-2003 05:30									#6
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Talented women can pee standing up without this device.

	03-01-2003 05:30									#7
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oh no. one of our last advantages over women is being attacked. we cannot allow this

edit: But will this allow them to write their name in the snow? I think not

	03-01-2003 05:37									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber oh no. one of our last advantages over women is being attacked. we cannot allow this edit: But will this allow them to write their name in the snow? I think not

I had a girlfriend several years ago who could pee further that I could Fortunately my ego was not shattered.

	03-01-2003 05:39									#9
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you ego should have been shattered. No women should pee further than a man. it is impossible. It can't be done.

	03-01-2003 05:43									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I have to get a post in before this thread is deleted. Hilarious stuff though. The question is how you know about this?

My girlfriend just sent me the link out of the blue. Now the question is how did she find out about this.

	03-01-2003 05:47									#11
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Probably one of her friends sent it to her. Or at least I hope so.

	03-01-2003 05:52									#12
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They'll have to go through the whole pissing into the wind learning curve.

	03-01-2003 05:52									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin The movie trainspotting has a great scene where a woman pees standing up into a men's urnal. Classic stuff.

Isn't that scene from The Full Monty?

Could be in both, but I'm working on the Robert Carlisle commonality.

	03-01-2003 05:53									#14
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Imagine going hot and heavy with a woman, put your hand down there and feel a BULGE!!!!



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	03-01-2003 05:55									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident you ego should have been shattered. No women should pee further than a man. it is impossible. It can't be done.

It can and has... saw it with mine own two eyeses

	03-01-2003 05:55									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin Isn't that scene from The Full Monty? Could be in both, but I'm working on the Robert Carlisle commonality.

My mistake. You're right. I knew it was one of those low budget British films.

	03-01-2003 05:57									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski Imagine going hot and heavy with a woman, put your hand down there and feel a BULGE!!!! ACK!

I have done that. err wait, maybe I shouldn't admit to that.

And aren't all British films low budget?

	03-01-2003 06:01									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I have done that. err wait, maybe I shouldn't admit to that. And aren't all British films low budget?

The great thing about low budget films is that they can't have Tom Cruise in them

And no, you shouldn't have admitted to that *files knowledge away*

	03-01-2003 06:08									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I have done that. err wait, maybe I shouldn't admit to that. And aren't all British films low budget?

Well, gee, you haven't, by chance, been to Thailand have you, squid?



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	03-01-2003 06:34									#20
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I really think its time 'Poly implemented that vomit smilie...

	03-01-2003 06:39									#21
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I liked Thailand. The food was great and the women were *AHEM* friendly.

	03-01-2003 07:14									#22
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Oh, so did I.

I went to Phuket twice.

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	03-01-2003 08:07									#23
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bangcock!

	03-01-2003 08:15									#24
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I'm embarased to admite it but what was that street called in Bankcock again? The one that all of us horny foreigners went to? I totally forgot. Atleast its name that is... I really liked Phuket plus I spent about six weeks in Thailand so I got to see the whole country. there was alot of history and archeology to see.

There's something to be said about a good donkey show.

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phuket? that's a real street? you can't be serious.

	03-01-2003 08:16									#26
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I hope no one take that to seriously. It was an expat. joke after all.

	03-01-2003 08:17									#27
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This is a reprisal for the lack of enthusiasm over the Norwegian movement to remove stand up urinals in men's bathrooms.

Could this lead to the end of restroom segregation? What's the point of owning one of these things unless a gal can stride right up to the row of urinals, whip it out and show the boys what she can do?

	03-01-2003 08:18									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident phuket? that's a real street? you can't be serious.

Phuket is an island city which is over run with whores and other never do wells.

	03-01-2003 08:20									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin There's something to be said about a good donkey show.

I hope that that is not anything sick..

Jon Miller

	03-01-2003 08:24									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Phuket is an island city which is over run with whores and other never do wells.

Exactly, I fit right in.




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