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The state of my bowels has been mildly unsettled of late. 2 16.67%
Waa, it's been awful! 3 25.00%
I'm right as a bananna, nary a hint of a rumble in the nether regions. 7 58.33%
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Lancer is offline Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
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A Factual Account of the State of My Bowels, Impartially Considered Put an end to popups!

I'll tell you what, I've seldome had such a sickly season in this regard, though I'm ok this last 2 weeks. My doc said, "there's something going around". I said, "what?", he said, "the grunge" with a smile. Then I see all these cruise ships coming into port and half the people have the um, "grunge". Some people were carried off on stretchers! Lots of people have missed work at my store and their story is always the same...

I'm curious to see if this is a worldwide phenominon so please give an suscinct account of your bowels, thanks.

Last edited by Lancer on 04-01-2003 at 17:49
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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They've been fine as long as I get my roughage. Last weekend I was away for a few days and I had a crap diet, which meant that I was soon sh*tting rusty piss...but things are right again...
Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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oh, great, it's another one of those "let's digust everyone" threads.


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Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
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Check out the Ratemypoo.com website if you are that interested in bowel movements.
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Oct 2002
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thats foul SD
Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Certainly is.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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I did a thread about ratemypoo...needless to say the thread was locked

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I did a thread about ratemypoo...needless to say the thread was locked


I gave yours a 3. It had no artistic talent.
Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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[rhetorical]Seriously though,what is so interesting about **** that people feel compelled to talk about it?[/rhetorical]
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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You could say that about anything, many people find excreta particularly fascinating, especially the coprophiles amongst us

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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I've been feeling under the weather too. I think I've fallen slightly ill because I come here to Apolyton and one minute threads are there and the next I can't find them any where. It's amazing how five star threads just turn out to be a figmint of my imagination.
Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Coprophiles, are that like brown-nosers?
Lancer is offline Lancer
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Apr 1999
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Oerdin, yeah well, **** happens.

*I'm not profane, I type the stars.
Zkribbler is offline Zkribbler
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Feb 1999
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What ironic timing. Yesterday, I underwent a sigmoidoscopy.

Results: everything A.O.K. (except for extensive diverticulosis, of which I was already well aware).

Looks like you folks will have to put with me for a looooong time.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Apr 1999
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Zkribbler, is that where they shove something up your sigmoid?

Glad to hear you're ok
Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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Well, let's hoist a glass to imagining things.
Lancer is offline Lancer
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Apr 1999
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...and remember the sunnier days of old.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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...especially for those whom the sun shines out of their arses

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Hehe. that would be my arse hanging out in the wind right about now.
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The trail has not gone cold, however, it has gone to another forum. See here: http://www.counterglow.com/forum/sh...=&threadid=9994
Lancer is offline Lancer
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...ended up with a terrible sunburn on my face...
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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But the question is, is the wind actually coming from your arse?

loinburger is offline loinburger
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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My movements are find and dandy. Must be because I'm not an old man.
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hasn't Lancer already had one of these threads.

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