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Proud to be an American
Jul 2002
time: 00:24
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My children, recently our nation has strayed from the path of the Great and Merciful Banana. It has slaughtered innocent civilians, kept and mistreated millions of slaves, engaged in the shameful practice of trout-slapping, is encouraging violence and alocoholism in young children, and has sunk to distributing drugs hither and thither without a care. This must be stopped and the Apolytonian Supreme Church of Morality intends to make every effort to do so.
Come, and join the immortal and righteous Church. We must teach our leaders to repent from their sinful ways before it is too late.
Members of the Church:
Thud- Disciple of The Banana, High Bishop
Calc II- Chief Inquisitioner
Arnelos- Wiseman
Mr Mayor- Expert on Peanut Butter Jelly Time and Armory Warden
These Titles are temporary, until the Preisthood is established.
Last edited by Thud on 05-01-2003 at 04:55
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Thud
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Proud to be an American
Jul 2002
time: 00:24
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Addressing Aidun's Comments:
We are a beacon of guidence, a church of people who wish to always do the right and moral thing, and to humbly counsel others to do so. (not to mention to piously split infinitives without fear)
I am always willing to accept input on the structure of our church, as long as it is not dangerously heretical.
The High Bishop: The High Bishop's role is to give guidance to the preisthood. This may be by advising the preists of the church's stance, helping preists with a particularly tough issue brought to them by a wisdom-seeker, or announcing holiday proceedings. He also ordains priests. He is elected by the preisthood.
The Preisthood: The Preisthood will be open to any who confess their (in-game) sins and wish to serve the banana by giving counsel to others. They will be the teachers of the community, responsible for giving advice to any who ask for it on ethical matters.
Service: There will be a sanctuary thread, where occasional sermons given, in-game sins professed, and advice given to those who seek it there.
Occansional religious celebrations will be held, times for cheer and peace to spread, and people to come together and talk in our holiday threads.
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04-01-2003 22:37
Blasphemy I say. Not that I believed in the great banana anyhow.
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