05-01-2003 17:33									#1
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they just don't give a damn...

What librarians don't realize is that libraries today in 2003 are incapable of having a working archive. There are far too many people who depend on the first and fifteenth chapter... too many people who do not have bibles for moral influence... too much general non-reading behaviour occuring... too much of a liberal attitude to reading novels...

A library that forms in this environment will only result in an even worse cycle of illiteracy for millions of readers. Of course, to librarians, this is just 'tough luck'...


thanks

A copycat thread? No

	05-01-2003 17:35									#2
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison they just don't give a damn... What librarians don't realize is that libraries today in 2003 are incapable of having a working archive.

Link?

	05-01-2003 17:36									#3
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Actually Harrison I have a thing for librarians.

So all you hot librarians meet me in aisle 3 next to the philosophy section so we can do it old school like Socrates!!!

	05-01-2003 17:37									#4
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i was gonna say they dont put out!

	05-01-2003 17:39									#5
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Really?

	05-01-2003 17:42									#6
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only one librarian i know of put out and that was to her boyfriend who was also a librarian...

	05-01-2003 17:44									#7
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Link? Oh, it's just Albert Speer's thread and I have changed words over

Librarians? I certainly haven't come across any who are fit, all the female ones I remember have been wizzened old prunes...

	05-01-2003 17:45									#8
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Well that sucks.

Or I guess not it this case. *rim shot* *cymbals*

They're so cute and smart though.

Provost that link I was asking you for was just bollocks, it was an inside joke.

	05-01-2003 17:50									#9
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Harrison,

You mean all hot English librarians don't like like this?

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	05-01-2003 17:50									#10
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 only one librarian i know of put out and that was to her boyfriend who was also a librarian...

And they are doing the right thing. Race-mixing is a sin in the eyes of the LORD!

	05-01-2003 17:53									#11
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race mixing? like racing a horse against a train? or a plane against a car? or swimmers and seals against a school of sharks?

	05-01-2003 17:54									#12
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By the way, do you spell bollocks:

1) bullocks

or

2) bollocks

	05-01-2003 18:10									#13
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When I was in college there were lots of cute librarians because the school gave work study credits to the students who worked on campus. I'm told these cute librarians even put out... just never to me.

	05-01-2003 18:14									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Harrison, You mean all hot English librarians don't like like this?

Alas not, they are all wrinkly in cardigans

	05-01-2003 18:22									#15
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Ted, I think itŽs spelled ŽbollocksŽ

IŽve worked as a librarian. Sweetest job I ever had.

	05-01-2003 18:27									#16
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The real question is was there any "sweeties" there? Of the librarian sort I mean.

	05-01-2003 18:28									#17
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prunes are sweet

	05-01-2003 18:51									#18
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Oerdin, no sweeties unfortunately. Just a bunch of women 50+

But there is a bunch of sweeties waiting in the wings for the old bats to retire (50% or so of all librarians in Sweden are in the process of retirement) When I visited the Swedish School of Library and Information Studies a few years back there was all kinds of sweeties running around

	05-01-2003 18:58									#19
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prunes are sweet

	05-01-2003 19:20									#20
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Ok, I don't think that joke was any funnier the second time around...










but I'll laugh any way.

	05-01-2003 21:34									#21
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Yippee, what a thread!

Wilderess, the Librarian

	05-01-2003 21:45									#22
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Hey be nice now, my mother was a librarian! Actually she's a libertarian too

Seriously though, libraries are a amazing resource, all those books and movies for free! When I was a kid and my mom worked in the Children's Room (of the library) they even had Nintendo games you could take out. Can't complain about that!

- Narz

	05-01-2003 21:57									#23
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Narz, I'm not kidding about my librarianness. Libraries are the core of democracy and decent society. Plus provide people with access to the Internet for free, at least here in Finland.

	05-01-2003 22:00									#24
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There were some cuties who worked at the university library on work-study. I dunno if they'd be properly classified as "librarians," though, since they were only part-timers.

	05-01-2003 22:07									#25
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Librarians are WAY too quiet. I always worry about what they are plotting.

	05-01-2003 22:13									#27
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oerdin, the smiley makes the joke come alive!

	06-01-2003 00:11									#29
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damnit, I already did this thread and it got closed Well, mine was the Problem with Fascists...

oh well, at least I got to see the Mummy girl

	06-01-2003 00:44									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison A copycat thread? No

Yes... and it's also toast