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Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
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Huggy Jesus! Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

http://www.huggyjesus.com/

Is it just me, or is there something wrong with Huggy Jesus's feet?

Gangerolf is offline Gangerolf
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May 2001
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this made my day

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Spread the love of Jesus today

Ari Rahikkala is offline Ari Rahikkala
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Unreported loss of streaming in atomic read operation
Oct 1999
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I'll bet fifty bucks that these things are actually sewn by children in some third world country...

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I think you're wrong

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As he was praying he looked up and saw a vision of Jesus on the altar, and Jesus seemed to be looking down to him. He seemed to beckon Sean to rise up and come in His direction.

Jesus' outstretched arms and loving gaze inspired Sean, who was so shaken by what he was experiencing, to cry openly. Tears were streaming down his face as he crawled onto the altar and gave Jesus a hug.

That loving embrace inspired Sean to go out into the world and make a huggable doll in His image so (with the a little help from his friends) the whole world could receive a hug from Jesus.

Kropotkin is offline Kropotkin
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of Ålidhem
Mar 1999
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I feel a sudden urge to read the bible and thereafter go out in the streets and hit people in the head with the holy scripture in the name of the LORD. The doll must be working!

Oh wait it's -30 C outside, never mind.... I think I'll stay atheist.

boann is offline boann
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Sep 2000
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this is just disgusting...but i read the story and
dang you gotta feel sorry for the dude , hes just
trying to make a living... gawd these are some hard
times for some folks.

DaShi is offline DaShi
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The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
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http://www.huggyjesus.com/

Is it just me, or is there something wrong with Huggy Jesus's feet?


They make crucifixion easier.

orange is offline orange
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Feb 2000
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this is just disgusting...but i read the story and
dang you gotta feel sorry for the dude , hes just
trying to make a living... gawd these are some hard
times for some folks.


yeah, classic rags to riches story

Remember: If you need to get your feet back on the ground, just find a way to profit off of jesus! These guys did!

Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
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May 2001
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They make crucifixion easier.



DRoseDARs is offline DRoseDARs

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Jul 2002
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yeah, classic rags to riches story

Remember: If you need to get your feet back on the ground, just find a way to profit off of jesus! These guys did!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bad, bad, bad!

"Welcome to Divine Interventions, home of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug and more..."

That line ALONE had me ROTFLMAO!! Awful, just awful...

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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First problem that comes to my mind is idolatry

Instead of gold or wood, we have plush dolls.

orange is offline orange
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and dildos

Switch is offline Switch
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Apr 2002
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First problem that comes to my mind is idolatry

Instead of gold or wood, we have plush dolls.


'Tis true.....trying to be holy, the poor saps making a fool of himself...

DaShi is offline DaShi
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The Taste of Japan
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First problem that comes to my mind is idolatry

Instead of gold or wood, we have plush dolls.


Please, most Protestants worship the Bible over God. Jesus, himself, could come down to Earth and begin preaching, and I guarantee that there will be a large group of people criticizing his statements that don't coincide with the Bible.

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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"Jesus, himself, could come down to Earth and begin preaching, and I guarantee that there will be a large group of people criticizing his statements that don't coincide with the Bible."

Agree, DaiShi- but would it be the Christians doing so? It's a good way for atheists to sow doubt, he can't be Christ, because he doesn't follow the bible.

Protestants, particularly evangelicals place a large value on scripture, but it doesn't mean we worship scripture. We'd much rather worship the author.

Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
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if jesus came down to earth people would think he was soem some schitzo and he'd end up shot or in a mental institution.

2000 years ago if you heard voices you were a prophet, today you're a whack job.

it's funny how many people believe in an invisible man that only a few people have heard

red_jon is offline red_jon
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Oct 2000
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I'll bet fifty bucks that these things are actually sewn by children in some third world country...


...And the Glorious Word of God is successfully spread around the world

red_jon is offline red_jon
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I'll bet fifty bucks that these things are actually sewn by children in some third world country...


...And the Glorious Word of God is successfully spread around the world

monkspider is offline monkspider
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Aug 2001
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I don't think the people buying this thing are guilty of idolatry, but they are guilty of buying a cheap looking, poorly made doll.

statusperfect is offline statusperfect
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May 2002
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Soon to come: Huggy Muhammed, Huggy Buddha, Huggy Odin...

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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Originally posted by obiwan18
"Jesus, himself, could come down to Earth and begin preaching, and I guarantee that there will be a large group of people criticizing his statements that don't coincide with the Bible."

Agree, DaiShi- but would it be the Christians doing so?


Mostly, yes.

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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monkspider-

I agree that those buying the doll are not necessarily committing idolatry, and I don't think it was the intention of the makers, but it just becomes much easier with than without

-Statusperfect

Come to Canada. Not only will you make money, but the government would pay you to make those dolls.

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Come to Canada. Not only will you make money, but the government would pay you to make those dolls.


I'll seriously sonsider that.

BTW. Apolyton should have a Huggy Ming doll in the web shop.

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