14-01-2003 23:42									#61
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Hmm, 15th in military and the 3rd most extreme nation. I have uranium mines, a large weapons industry and I can clone soldiers. F*ck the Taliban, North Korea or Iraq -- FEAR ME!!!

	15-01-2003 01:25									#62
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how's your civil rights though?

	15-01-2003 21:15									#63
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107th of 114, in nicest citizens.

wonder how that is calculated?

	15-01-2003 23:23									#64
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Yeah, I was somewhere in the middle. I'd have thought my people would be really nice

As for how they know this, I don't know...

	15-01-2003 23:28									#65
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My people aren't nice.

	16-01-2003 02:47									#66
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Mine are #4 in the nicest people

Akiria commends Mad Capitan, for once again having a top nation. Disarmament, nice people, beautiful countryside... Akiria would like to start a cultural exchange program with Mad Capitan, so that we might learn from each other, to be even nicer, more considerate, and more beautiful (gotta love those scandanavian women )

	16-01-2003 02:55									#67
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34....

How come that my compassionate people are not nice with each other

Saluti

	16-01-2003 03:15									#68
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18th

Not too shabby.

	16-01-2003 03:21									#69
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maybe my citizens are mean because of the climate, freezing your 'nads off can't be good for ones attitude

	17-01-2003 04:50									#70
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The Fifth Largest Agricultural Sector in Apolyton:

Ghengland!





Wait a minute. How did that happen? We have widespread deforestization, all our animals are virtually extinct, and we've eaten the rest......

	17-01-2003 05:17									#71
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Maybe your farmers are growing crops on all the extra land you've opened up?

	17-01-2003 08:02									#72
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I came in 18th and I just started the game

	17-01-2003 23:06									#73
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Way, way, way down the table for stupidity. My people are pretty brainy

	18-01-2003 02:03									#74
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19th in agriculture and 36 in dumbness

	18-01-2003 02:33									#75
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122, and last, in stupidest. That means, My people are the cleverest

I rule, I rule, I rule.... or rather, Akizeta does now

	18-01-2003 04:25									#76
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I was 113 to be more precise...

	18-01-2003 05:15									#77
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Floydtopia is 2nd on dumbest . I guess that says something about the education system in a hardcore libertarian society.

	18-01-2003 09:05									#78
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I came in 9th place. I guess the bulk of my ultra-consumerist citizens aren't too bright.

(shrug)

All the better for we in the ruling conspiracy, who manipulate everything and are the captains of the enormously powerful economy

All the brains at the top, baby

That said, it would be nice to have a a larger ruling elite, with more people for high-end research....

We'll have to invest more in education and open up civil liberties somewhat. But the conspiracy must remain firmly in power, that is a must.

	18-01-2003 09:13									#79
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As posted on the nationstates.net page:

(in Mr. Burns voice)

Excellent... excellent... The people are too stupid too topple the conspiracy that rules our great nation.

It would be nice to have a larger intellectual elite for high-end research, however... and we could include them at some level of the government decision-making, since they wouldn't be as dumb as a brick like the rest of the people... hmm.... yes, more funding for higher education.

	18-01-2003 10:29									#80
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119 in stupidity. Woo ha.

	19-01-2003 00:29									#81
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#2 in Pro-market policy

Ghengland, you didn't even make the top list...

and you call yourself a "Capitalist"

	19-01-2003 00:31									#82
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I feel bad I'm 38th.

	19-01-2003 00:41									#83
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quote: Originally posted by Arnelos #2 in Pro-market policy Ghengland, you didn't even make the top list... and you call yourself a "Capitalist"

I haven't got any "capitalist" issues to make decisions on you Leftist Commie.....

	19-01-2003 13:18									#84
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what exactly is Pro-market?

	19-01-2003 13:42									#85
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66th

Would have been much higher at my nation's outset.

	19-01-2003 18:48									#86
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Today's United Nations Report
The Happiest Citizens in Apolyton
A recent survey attempted to measure the average happiness of citizens in various nations. These results should be treated with caution, however, as results tend to fluctuate from day to day.

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The Federation of Redfern
2. The Free Land of Lamendum
3. The Commonwealth of Akiria
4. The Disputed Territories of The Mad Capitan
5. The People's Republic of Uberlandia
6. The Dominion of Zoran
7. The Kingdom of Wine
8. The Free Republic of Marijuania
9. The Republic of Stefu
10. The Free Republic of Dissidents

Apparently Akiria is well ranked in this report, but still, even if they are a dictatorship, I wonder if Akizeta did not cheated in the survey

Saluti

	19-01-2003 19:23									#87
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This shows clearly that the UN's rankings are flawed.

just read Redfern's description:
poor citizens are left to die on the steets.

	19-01-2003 19:34									#88
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One can only assume they died happy.

	19-01-2003 19:45									#89
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Uhmmm

"unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases"

And this is our top one (RedFern).

Very happy indeed

Saluti

	19-01-2003 21:09									#90
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Yes. The massive amount of happiness given to the employed makes up for the people that are unemployed. It may not sit soundly with many, but I believe that a free market leads to a happier population altogether. Although Akiria questions the results, we do not instantly dismiss them.

We have no people dying on the streets, our goal is to make everyone happy, therefore we cannot agree with the stance of Redfern and Lamendum (Capitalist and Corporate Bordello respectively). This is proof that Akirians are happy. We would like to point that out to all the people who disagree with Akizeta simply because it is AI, and not human.