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quote: Today's United Nations Report The Most Compassionate Citizens in Apolyton Exhaustive UN tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

I hate to think what happened to the Kitten's in the 71st nation. did they do fox and hound chases with them or something?

I object to the fact that UN used cats and not dogs or little old ladies to do the testing with. The people of Zoran do not like cats, but are still a very compassionate people

	08-01-2003 00:40									#2
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14th

So apparently I'm a compassionate dictatorship.

	08-01-2003 00:46									#3
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45th.

	08-01-2003 00:48									#4
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower I hate to think what happened to the Kitten's in the 71st nation.

God does the killing because the populace are all feeling themselves.

(I haven't seen the rankings, I hope its not my nation. )

	08-01-2003 01:01									#5
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It is not surprising the UN would use such questionable mehtods. Although, I'm proud to say that Ubinia is third on the list and commend Akiria and The Disputed Territories of The Mad Capitan on achieving an even higher level on compasion.



I think it's also worthwhile to note that the FIR is number 57 on the list - speaks volumes, I think.

	08-01-2003 01:02									#6
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heh, Zoran was a lowly 61, but only because we hate cats

	08-01-2003 01:04									#7
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Hm...Psycotropicana was the 29th. We like rabbits and stuff more.

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Wine was 32.

But that is because in the Kingdom of Wine are national animal is the flying cat, while our average cat population is very low, since the flying cat are rapidly outpassing them.

Saluti

	08-01-2003 04:01									#9
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Wahey #2

Compassionate is our middle name

	08-01-2003 07:47									#10
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4th. (This is the highest I've been in any of the rankings.)

	08-01-2003 10:30									#11
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1st! Woo again!

(also, I got 79th out of all 36000 in the world. Not too shabby, eh?)

	08-01-2003 10:41									#12
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I ranked 10145 in the world and 36 in Apolyton. but thats only because I started a few days ago.

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43. Hm, I guess that the Tupanians like jaguars more than kittens. I can't blame them, considering that the jaguar is an exquisite delicacy.

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quote: Originally posted by H Tower I hate to think what happened to the Kitten's in the 71st nation. did they do fox and hound chases with them or something?

The Collective, ranked 68, reports that the distinctiveness of the UN-supplied kittens added little to our own, and that they were not very challenging prey. However, they tasted deliciously

	08-01-2003 21:36									#15
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For some reaosn legalising euthanasia made my society less compassionate

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Blah. 26th (IIRC). Who needs compassion in the world today anyway.

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71st in the new ranking for environmental beauty.

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1st for the environment! Woo, again!

Apparently, I've made it illegal for my citizens not to be peaceful hippies.

	10-01-2003 12:13									#19
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20. Better than most * Frozzy begins shooting a Pasiphae tourism commercial *

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The FIR are compassionate enought legalize euthanasia. however, we felt that the UN had little buisness bringing foreign cats into our country and promptly told them that animal export/import laws dictated they pay 5 sovereigns per cat they import. They apparantly didn't find this very "compassionate" and didn't even get into the ocuntry to do their tests!

	11-01-2003 01:46									#21
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I made note at the site, but will bring up here also.

These rankings aren't particularly desireable, in all cases.
Though some will disagree, if the report listed me as number one eater of Baby Stew, it might give me pause.

Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

The death penalty has been reintroduced, military spending recently hit a new high, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs. Crime is a problem (sounds like ACS )

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	11-01-2003 02:59									#22
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that's a strange description to go with your rankings

	11-01-2003 03:59									#23
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This afternoon changes reflect new U.N. title of NY Times Democracy. Previously it was Corporate Bordello.
"The Republic of North Texas is a small, devout nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct."

I approved 1st military spending issue, then tabled another that just came through.

	11-01-2003 06:45									#24
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I too am in charge of a NY Times Democracy, coming previously from a Capitalist Paradise.

	11-01-2003 06:59									#25
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Looking at the daily rankings, it amazes me that the nation topping the list of those who "go about their personal business without interference or regulation from government" is a nation whose businessmen "are regulated to within an inch of their lives".

	11-01-2003 07:04									#26
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I'm number 9 (or 8, considering that no. 1 has departed for the Capitalist Alliance).

	11-01-2003 10:50									#27
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What are your current tax rate? Mine is a flat 19%.
I'm content, so far.

	11-01-2003 11:22									#28
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Minimum 37%.

	11-01-2003 13:01									#29
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20. Not so bad for a nation that's only had the chance to deal with a few issues so far. People must love my non-existant taxes.

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50th in liberalism