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Kingof the Apes is offline Kingof the Apes
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Feb 2002
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LOS ANGELES - Writer Steve Young may be able to peddle his prose, but when it came to selling his family, the father of two couldn't cash in on the $5 million offer.


After reading about the online sale of a struggling town in Humboldt County, Young decided to put his wife and kids on the auction block.


"If a town could be sold online, then how much could you get for a family?" Young said.


After consulting with wife Diana, and their two children, Kelly, 9, and Casey, 8, Young said he posted the ad Thursday on eBay and received more than 10,000 hits within minutes.


But when eBay operators heard about the auction early Friday, they yanked the ad, saying it is against company policy to sell human beings.


"People have tried to sell themselves five or six times over the past four or five years," said eBay spokesman Kevin Pursglove. "There have been attempts to sell their nephew, uncle, wife, whoever is in the doghouse at the time. They've even tried to sell their soul."


Young said the auction winner would receive a lifetime of platonic companionship, including invitations to family outings and holiday gatherings as well as tips on writing, gardening and cooking. The minimum bid was $5 million.


The family was willing to relocate anywhere, and the elder Youngs would change their surname.


"You have patrons of the arts, museums and charities. I wanted a patron for my family," he said.

The things some people will do for money.

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I should try and sell Bunnygrrl.

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I should try and sell Bunnygrrl.
Trouble on the homefront?

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Not really. I'd miss her lots, but hey, we're broke.

I'd be the one telling her to go for it in Indecent Proposal. Of course, I'd also insist she keep all the money since she did all the work.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Not really. I'd miss her lots, but hey, we're broke.

I'd be the one telling her to go for it in Indecent Proposal. Of course, I'd also insist she keep all the money since she did all the work.


tell her you went through severe emotional turmoil having your gf sleep with someone and then try using that to get her to give you money

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10,000 hits within minutes?

Americans are getting more desperate for a family, it seems

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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I'd buy them

I might need to see pictures first though

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plutonic relationship? (with the wife of course) hmm maybe I wouldn't buy them afterall

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If people are that lonely they could always just get a Russian mail order bride. They'd certainly pay less then $5 million and the relationship wouldn't be platonic.

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I hear they are only after your money

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Buy two, and have them compete for your favour.

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I hear they are only after your money


Well you haven't any money so you've nothing to lose!

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plutonic relationship?

that would be platonic, me thinks.

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Not really. I'd miss her lots, but hey, we're broke.

I'd be the one telling her to go for it in Indecent Proposal. Of course, I'd also insist she keep all the money since she did all the work.


I thought you were a commie.

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Sometimes being a commie means taking advantage of the enemy's stupidity.

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