16-01-2003 03:30									#1
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I used to think power was the source of all evil, then I thought it was money, now I KNOW it is:
I used to think power was the cause of all evil.

I then changed my mind, and thought money was the source of all evil.

I NOW realize I had it partially right both times.

REPUBLICANS are the source of all evil.

Discuss

	16-01-2003 03:48									#2
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agree wholeheartedly

	16-01-2003 03:49									#3
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(screams) Ahhh! The trolls are attacking the village! Too many of them!

	16-01-2003 03:53									#4
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Vesayen: Is your English teacher still sapping your will to complete thread titles?

	16-01-2003 03:59									#5
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quote: Originally posted by finkian (screams) Ahhh! The trolls are attacking the village! Too many of them!

You know its true.

quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Vesayen: Is your English teacher still sapping your will to complete thread titles?

37 hours later my term paper from hell is complete .

And no heh, I post on 2 boards alot of the time, if I get a thread I really like I copy paste it from there and put it here.....but I always forget that it allows bigger titles.

	16-01-2003 04:06									#6
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quote: Originally posted by orange agree wholeheartedly

I am a REPUBLICAN!

I am EVIL.

I conquer and oppress dictators across the planet.

I lower taxes to punish the government and get the economy moving again.

I have no concern for the welfare of public school because I favor vouchers that provide every kid a guarantee of good educaton. Evil.

I appoint minorities to high positions to destroy the Democrat civil rights movement. Evil.

I am in favor of locking terrorists up to keep them from killing more Americans.

I am favor of closer relations with Mexico to help their economy. Evil, Evil.

I am favor of being friendly to the Russians so that we can truly end the cold war.

I am in favor of fixing the Social Security system in order to steal a Democrat issue.

I am in favor of a missle defense to protect America and her allies from nuclear attack from rogue nations - who the Democrats say pose no threat. Evil.

And the beat goes on ....

Evil!

	16-01-2003 05:31									#7
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Touchy touchy...

If Republicans were attacked half as often as Libertarians, then I might feel sorry for you...

	16-01-2003 05:32									#8
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women

	16-01-2003 05:37									#9
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Pride is the root of all evil.

Republicans can actually be good at times.

	16-01-2003 05:40									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Ned I am a REPUBLICAN! I am EVIL. I conquer and oppress dictators across the planet. I lower taxes to punish the government and get the economy moving again. I have no concern for the welfare of public school because I favor vouchers that provide every kid a guarantee of good educaton. Evil. I appoint minorities to high positions to destroy the Democrat civil rights movement. Evil. I am in favor of locking terrorists up to keep them from killing more Americans. I am favor of closer relations with Mexico to help their economy. Evil, Evil. I am favor of being friendly to the Russians so that we can truly end the cold war. I am in favor of fixing the Social Security system in order to steal a Democrat issue. I am in favor of a missle defense to protect America and her allies from nuclear attack from rogue nations - who the Democrats say pose no threat. Evil. And the beat goes on .... Evil!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	16-01-2003 06:36									#11
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No, stupidity and a lack of compassion is the root of all evil... and there's plenty of that regardless of ones belief system.

Kids!

	16-01-2003 06:53									#12
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no system or party is perfect, especialy in the eyes of others. The republicans have their good sides and bad sides (in my opinion), as do Democrats.

Now Libertarians mind you, have notin good about them...

	16-01-2003 06:54									#13
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TAX THE RICH!!!!!
GIVE TO THE NEEDY!!!!
TAKE A SMALL CUT!!!!
BUT DON"T BE GREEDY!!!!

quote: I am a REPUBLICAN! I am EVIL. I conquer and oppress dictators across the planet. I lower taxes to punish the government and get the economy moving again. I have no concern for the welfare of public school because I favor vouchers that provide every kid a guarantee of good educaton. Evil. I appoint minorities to high positions to destroy the Democrat civil rights movement. Evil. I am in favor of locking terrorists up to keep them from killing more Americans. I am favor of closer relations with Mexico to help their economy. Evil, Evil. I am favor of being friendly to the Russians so that we can truly end the cold war. I am in favor of fixing the Social Security system in order to steal a Democrat issue. I am in favor of a missle defense to protect America and her allies from nuclear attack from rogue nations - who the Democrats say pose no threat. Evil. And the beat goes on .... Evil!

iow

1. I attack countries who are minding their own buisness
2. I lower taxes for the rich to help my own
3. I favor vouchers because they will help catholic schools
4. I appoint minorities to high governmental positions, yet my own senate majority leader is a racist
5. I am in favor of violating the rights of terrorists because no one cares anyways. They are guilty before proven innocent.
6. I am in favor with closer relationship with Mexico to help its economy, yet I support subsidising my own agriculture so that my people don't lose their jobs. Nevermind that it hurts Mexico
7. I am in favor of being friendly to the Russians, as long as they do what we want them to
8. I am in favor of fixing the social security system ... by investing it into the stockmarket until the stockmarket crashes and then we quickly change our tune.
9. I am in favor of building a massive multi billion dollar defense system... which we wouldnt need if we didnt meddle in other nations affaires

	16-01-2003 07:11									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Ned I am favor of closer relations with Mexico to help their economy. Evil, Evil. Evil!

I am favor (sic) of closer relations with Mexico to destroy ther companies and agriculture and replace them with our own and make them dependent on the our economy forever and ever in this new kind of economic colonialism we are so good at.

	16-01-2003 07:22									#15
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I thought the very concept of "evil" was the source of all evil

	16-01-2003 07:30									#16
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I used to think power was the source of all evil, then I thought it was money, now I KNOW it is:
I used to think power was the cause of all evil.

I then changed my mind, and thought money was the source of all evil.

I NOW realize I had it partially right both times.

POLITICS is the source of all evil.

You know, the following quotes are my current signature at Ezboard:

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. -- Warren G. Bennis
Politics is the capacity to translate reality into bullshit. -- Ari Rahikkala

	16-01-2003 07:44									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident women

No no Dissident, women are not the source of all evil...

Instead, women = time + money. But time IS money (time = money). Also, money is the root of all evil. So, if time is money, women = money squared. So women = the root of all evil squared. Thus women = evil.


I hope my gf isn't watching.

	16-01-2003 07:57									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Ned I am a REPUBLICAN! I am EVIL.

Glad to see you admit it, it's the first step.

quote: I conquer and oppress dictators across the planet.

Hey, gotta do something to balance the bloody tyrants you prop up like Pinochet.

quote: I lower taxes to punish the government and get the economy moving again.

How about those tax refunds you give to companies like Enron who don't even PAY taxes?

quote: I have no concern for the welfare of public school because I favor vouchers that provide every kid a guarantee of good educaton. Evil.

Great, a $1500 voucher that will help an urban kid attend a private school with a $10,000 tuition. I suppose his mom can take 3 more jobs to get the difference.

quote: I appoint minorities to high positions to destroy the Democrat civil rights movement. Evil.

Ah, so whereas Democrats actually want to see minorities advanced, you just want to use them as pawns in a political game? Nice.

quote: I am in favor of locking terrorists up to keep them from killing more Americans.

As opposed to those Democrats who advocate letting terrorists kill Americans, right. And don't forget your advocating of locking up suspected terrorists, too. You know...all Arabs...

quote: I am favor of closer relations with Mexico to help their economy. Evil, Evil.

Oooooh Way to go out on a limb there!

quote: I am favor of being friendly to the Russians so that we can truly end the cold war.

Hmm, last I saw, there wasn't anyone advocating resuming hostilities with them. And if this is the case, why did you favor the missile defense shield, which antagonized relations with Russia?

quote: I am in favor of fixing the Social Security system in order to steal a Democrat issue.

Ah, so like minorities, you like to use the elderly for political pawns, too? Nice again!

quote: I am in favor of a missle defense to protect America and her allies from nuclear attack from rogue nations - who the Democrats say pose no threat. Evil.

You mean the one that doesn't work? And whose tax dollars are paying for it? Not the rich...their taxes are getting lowered. Not the corporations, they're not paying taxes. So it must be---the working class, the middle class and the small businesses. Nice to know you so freely spend their tax money on things that don't work. Do you favor $500 toilet seats, too?

	16-01-2003 07:58									#19
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If I am a toilet seat manufacturer, then yes, of course.

	16-01-2003 08:15									#20
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Seeing as some would say there is not a dime's worth of difference between the Democrats and the Republicans, you would also be saying the Democrats are the source of all evil.

And looking at Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Hillary Clinton, I'd say you are right .

	16-01-2003 08:36									#21
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Generalizations are the source of all evil.