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Saras is offline Saras
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Vilnius, Lithuania
Apr 1999
time: 06:25
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I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Chris 62 is offline Chris 62
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But I'm feeling MUCH better now
Jan 2001
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Lesson Two:

DON'T marry into that family.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
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Oh Saras, thank you

Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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That's great Saras!

Sir Ralph is offline Sir Ralph
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Dec 2001
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Very funny story, and well done indeed !

I'm unsure, how I would have decided in that situation, though.

aaglo is offline aaglo
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Aug 2001
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That was a good joke! Thank you very much...

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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Az is offline Az
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Apr 2000
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Kick ass!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Nice!

Alex is offline Alex
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Mar 1999
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Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Man - that's sick. When we told my wife's parents we were getting married her Dad bought me a beer and left it at that.

It sounds a bit like that "Meet the Parents" film.

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Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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Oct 2000
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for the joke

if it is real

Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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'do you have the mum's phone number' if it is for real.

tinyp3nis is offline tinyp3nis
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May 2002
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She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me,

Who could say no???

rah is offline rah
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Jan 1970
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Originally posted by paiktis22
for the joke

if it is real


Yes, this one has been passed around for awhile. The lesson learned part though is a funny new twist that I haven't seen before.

Quite humorous.

Yes, Urban legend in case you're real naive.
But still a good joke.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/dearabby.htm

Solver is offline Solver
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Latvia, Riga
Sep 2000
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A great one.

MosesPresley is offline MosesPresley
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Dec 1999
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Isn't this the plot line from "The Graduate"?

Lorizael is offline Lorizael

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Sep 2001
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Very nicely done. Didn't see it coming.

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