18-01-2003 00:58									#1
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The election's 2 months away, but what the hey. I remember this thing being doe 'bout 3 years ago with Finnish presidential candidates, and some time ago in Europa Universalis forums with Swedish PM candidates.

Now, here's the deal. There are 9 parties in Finnish parliament. (Well, one of them has only been in there couple of days, after a MP of another party defected to them after being turned down by two other parties.) Only three of them have a chance at PMship, but weäll include all 9 leaders, just for fun and games. You, the ignorant foreigners, naturally know nothing about Finnish politics. Therefore, you are ideally suited to pick the next Finnish PM based on the most important quality - looks.

The candidates are numbered from 1 to 9. You are encouraged to pick your favorite, as well as cruelly criticize the looks of others as well as make guesses as pertaining to their political views and/or sexuality. Meanwhile, we Finns laugh as yet another foreigner picks a candidate who so does not agree with them, then sigh that we're being led by this bunch of bozos and idly wonder who the heck most of these guys (and gals) are, anyhow.

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	18-01-2003 01:08									#2
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#2 looks like a communist to me. Because the Finnish people are a bunch of Eurocoms who hate freedom, I predict she will become the PM.

	18-01-2003 01:11									#3
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I choose the wierd looking one.

	18-01-2003 01:13									#4
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Number 3 looks like my old maths teacher. Since he and Finland both score 9 of the evil-o-meter, I pick him.

	18-01-2003 01:15									#5
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If that's yer best...

Nuke Finland NOW, before they breed!

I pick #2 cause that Guy looks like he's starving and
needs a meal.

	18-01-2003 01:16									#6
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quote: I choose the wierd looking one.

This is not a multiple choice, sorry.

	18-01-2003 01:16									#7
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1= Escaped war criminal
2= Satanist who drinks her own menstrual fluids
3= Kiddy fiddler
4= Sock puppet
5= Ernst Stavro Blofeld
6= "Binty- the amazing lop-sided eyes woman"
7= Billy-Bob the Appalachian inbreed
8= Serial killer who keep human spleens in his fridge
9= Approaching orgasm.

	18-01-2003 01:17									#8
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How about creating a selector in smartselect.com, stefu?


I DID ONE FOR THE ISRAELI ELECTION, MIND YOU!

	18-01-2003 01:18									#9
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I know who 1 and 8 are so I'll have to vote 7 cause he looks like a freak

	18-01-2003 01:20									#10
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quote: If that's yer best... Nuke Finland NOW, before they breed!

Like Canada's the country to talk.

	18-01-2003 01:20									#11
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quote: 6= "Binty- the amazing lop-sided eyes woman"

Wait, wait, wait... He's a "she"?



All the pictures I've seen of hi... her, they have convinced me that he's... she's a he.

	18-01-2003 01:23									#12
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# 2 has short hair so it's definitely a lesbian

Hmm #6? She looks the only one who didn't drink anything before taking those shots

Btw who said finnish had all white hair?

	18-01-2003 01:31									#13
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quote: # 2 has short hair so it's definitely a lesbian

I'm gonna presume that's self-sarcasm of some sort.

quote: Btw who said finnish had all white hair?

Those proud scandinavian übermenschen who both live in Finland and have blond hair.

	18-01-2003 01:43									#14
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When I first saw no. 3 briefly I thought it was Sid Meier You could trust him to run Finland

"Finns capture Moscow. 56 gold pieces taken" or whatever it was

	18-01-2003 02:22									#15
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Azrael: There are bound to be a lot of more 'official' selectors coming up as the election approaches.

	18-01-2003 02:28									#16
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#9 looks the sanest, in an "I eat kittens" sort of way. He wins. #4 then stuffs him in a meat locker and loses the keys, so the poor Finns are stuck with Old Lumpy (Candidate #1) who turns out to be some sort of alien or German or something.

	18-01-2003 02:29									#17
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#8 looks like the guy in the Just For Men commercial.

	18-01-2003 02:31									#18
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none of thm have that special andro look though. :dissapointed:

(HEY AND WHERE IS THE PATONHEAD SMILIE?)

	18-01-2003 02:58									#19
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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd #8 looks like the guy in the Just For Men commercial.

and #3 is "before" picture

	18-01-2003 03:18									#20
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I correctly predict that Finland will let a Banana become the Prime Minister

	18-01-2003 03:22									#21
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I'm going to have nightmares about number 3.

	18-01-2003 03:55									#22
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You should make him your avatar, Laz.
I voted for #8, because he has a magnificent beard.

	18-01-2003 03:58									#23
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where's the Jari Litmanen option? surely the greatest ever Finn? or even the greatest ever person from a very cold country? ;O)

	18-01-2003 04:01									#24
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#7 does look like he may have a chromosome too many

	18-01-2003 05:06									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Like Canada's the country to talk.

Pamela Anderson's a Canadian, maybe we could get her to run for Prime Minister.

	18-01-2003 05:17									#26
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6 will win.

	18-01-2003 05:33									#27
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Aah! Alexander Lebed didn't actually die in the helicopter accident, he used the Finnish he picked up during his time in the GRU to FORM A NEW IDENTITY AS A LEADER OF A FINNISH PARTY!!!

Conspiracy, I tell ye.

	18-01-2003 05:37									#28
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Ack, look at the forehead on #3!

	18-01-2003 06:04									#29
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#3 seems like the kind of guy who would make an excellent used car salesman. Therefore I'm going to have to go with him.

	18-01-2003 06:58									#30
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But bananas are no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power must be derived by a mandate from the people!