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Lefty Scaevola is offline Lefty Scaevola
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San Antonio TX USA
Oct 2000
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a cordless drill . But this is a necessary one to have.


Except for Bill Clinton, who did not even recognize what one was.

Ramo is offline Ramo
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Oct 1999
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Got spare money?

Just assembled a second bookcase myself, and the back wall ended up backwards. Needless to say, I was too lazy to actually fix it, so now I have a perfectly functional albeit butt ugly bookcase.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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Allen wrenches == Allen keys.


No ****, Sherlock.

Faboba is offline Faboba
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Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
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Allen wrenches == Allen keys.

Phillips screws < Robertson screws.


Mathematically does that not mean that wrenches are the same as keys?

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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square on the outside or a square groove? Does the screwed-in screw rest flush? I'd still like to see some good pictures or a diagram.


Seeker is offline Seeker
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London Ontario
Jan 1970
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I bought a big desk on rolling castors.

Assembly was no problem.

Big problem was me putting a several hundred pound TV on top. Nothing for several days.

But ever so slowly I noticed* that the castors had been bending under the weight and that they weren't rolling, they were squashed into egg shapes.

The challenge:
How to get them out with out mangling the nice imitation cherry finish.

How to put in stronger, heavy duty steel castors instead of these plastic ones.

I've taken out stripped screws before, but not castors. There doesn't seem to be anything to grip.

*I push the thing around and it was so heavy I didn't notice it wasn't actually rolling.

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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Get a car jack and a hammer. Guard the wood finish with a thin piece of wood. Jack up the desk and knock the castors off.

Seeker is offline Seeker
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Jan 1970
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Car jack?

It's only about as heavy as a refridgerator, two people can lift it (very very carefully).

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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The car jack will keep it there, though...

TCO is offline TCO
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Jan 1970
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Tool nazi.

TCO is offline TCO
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Jan 1970
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Is the head like a square bolt that you'd put a socket on? Or is it like a square impression, that you'd out a square allen wrench into?

The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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Mar 2000
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Tool nazi.


No, just classic GP.

Seeker is offline Seeker
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I just turned it upside down and put it on blanket.

Now I'm going to forget it about for a while.

The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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Mar 2000
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If the extra bits in my bit set are what I think they are, it's the latter.

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KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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If the extra bits in my bit set are what I think they are, it's the latter.


"Extra bits".

Phillips head just doeesn't cut it. You can strip it with barely any force at all.

David Floyd is offline David Floyd
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Jan 1970
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Damn. My own thread has degenerated into a bunch of posts that I don't come close to understanding

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Damn. My own thread has degenerated into a bunch of posts that I don't come close to understanding


Now you know how Sava feels.

David Floyd is offline David Floyd
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Aug 2000
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  Old Post 20-01-2003 21:56
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"Extra bits".

Phillips head just doeesn't cut it. You can strip it with barely any force at all.


-- Last night I added a crib and a change table to the "things I built that David Floyd can't" . Then I realized I should not have done it out in the bonus room watching football as the crib was exactly 1/4 inch wider than the doorframe -- so I had to dissassemble the thing partway to get it in .

. . . Where was I ?. . . . Oh yeah . . . both items had Phillips head screws which I HATE. They strip way way too easy. Just another example of American business clinging to an inferior system

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Jan 2002
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GP

go to McFeelys.com for everything you ever wanted to know about square drive screws.

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It would have easer to just remove the door stop (the strip of wood on the latch side of the door) its only held in place with a few small nails and goes back on without a hammer even.

Richelieu is offline Richelieu
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Dec 2001
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-- Last night I added a crib and a change table to the "things I built that David Floyd can't" . Then I realized I should not have done it out in the bonus room watching football as the crib was exactly 1/4 inch wider than the doorframe -- so I had to dissassemble the thing partway to get it in .



Ahhhh. Memories.

My cousin bought this mobile home and decided to redo the bathroom. He wanted to put in a corner bath. He also wanted to make the bathroom a lot bigger since he did not need the extra bedroom.
So we tore down the wall, built a new one, rewired the bathroom for new lighting and moved the washer/dryer out to the new smaller room with all the plumbing etc...

I had seen the bathtub in the store and kept asking him if it would fit through the front door and he kept saying that he had a plan. I kept telling him he wouldn't be able to get it into the house: i had measured it and it just didn't fit through the front door.

So the tub finally arrives. He had indeed figured out a way to get it in. It just fit through the living room window after we took all the windows off. He had a good laugh at my expense ... untill he figured out that we couldn't turn the corner in the hallway to get it in the bathroom.
We had to tear down the new wall.

TCO is offline TCO
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Jan 1970
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GP

go to McFeelys.com for everything you ever wanted to know about square drive screws.


Done.

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Jan 2002
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Shelves really can be a pain to put together. Why don't you ask your mommy to do it?

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Aug 2000
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It would have easer to just remove the door stop (the strip of wood on the latch side of the door) its only held in place with a few small nails and goes back on without a hammer even.


I actually knew about that but my 1/4 inch too big was to the door frame itself not the doorstops-- ( believe me I have often taken down doors and those little door stops either side). Taking the doorstops off I would still only get it through by removing some of the door frame itself . . or by forcing things through with damage to crib and frame

Taking the crib part way apart was easy anyway-- I just took out the slide rail and the bottom and then loosened a couple of screws so I could angle things a little--- About 2 minutes to do and no more than 7 or 8 to put back together

 
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