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Jaakko is offline Jaakko
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Jan 2000
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http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/ca...trprologue.html

Subtitling from a pirate Fellowship of the Ring DVD.

If you read it all, you will discover a horrible secret between Aragorn and Boromir.

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Can't... breathe... throat... hurting... laughter... killing... me...

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Thanks!

..."Forge by the dark lord Sauron. Men doomed"...

(But pirated movies often are legendary. I remember from junior high this story about a pirated Estonian version of Titanic where, inbetween the cuts of people falling from the sinking ship, there were cuts of a few screaming Estonians...)
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So if I understand this correctly... Aragorn is his own dad and Boromir's brother and Boromir's dad, too. I guess that Liv Tyler is his mom.
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Yes, and Boromir's dad was an elf so Aragorn is an elf too.

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Dec 2001
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He left you a baggin
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Feb 2002
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"Don't touch me Frodo"

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Since we're doing quotes:

"This is the dutch heir?" - Aragorn is really desperate to be king it seems

"We have a cave trouble." - Boromir has a revelation in Moria

"Mee threat" - Frodo showing off his mithril shirt

"Your round to the ladies of the wood. You can't not go back." - elves referring to themselves.

"My father is an elf man." - Boromir's second revelation

"You are a wing baron Frodo." - Galadriel sees into the future, all the way to WW1

"I know why you like this." - Boromir having fun with Frodo.

"I don't suppose we ever have to see them again." - seems that Frodo didn't like the Fellowship anyway
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Feb 2002
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"This is the Dutch heir?"
"I'm the heir to the throne of Condo."
"Condo shall have no king!"
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Feb 2002
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"Always follow you doubts" - Gandalf

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Feb 2002
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Gandalfs last words:"Frodo you fool"
aaglo is offline aaglo
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the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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And since Sauron's an eye, this is really bad...
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Oct 2002
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"i dont suppose we ever have to see them again"!

"you are a wing baron frodo"
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May 2001
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I saw a pirated version of Collateral Damage some six months ago, and the subtitles were just hilarious. The scanned CD cover was also very professional, with the backside clearly telling that the star in fact was Bruce Willis! I hadn't realised how much he looked like Arnold.

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May 2002
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Hilarious...
aaglo is offline aaglo
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the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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Once I saw a Pirate CD-Rom of MS-office 98. The cd was actually labelled MIKROSOFT

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Feb 2002
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that was a funny site.. thanks!
I laughed until I cried and now my stomach hurts.
Priceless.
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Apr 2000
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*gasps for air*
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