20-01-2003 14:57									#1
	"Government", in the traditional sense, ceases to exist in Lavor Tired of ads?

That's right, the "government", as the term is properly understood by most, has ceased to exist in Lavor.

Even as recently as yesterday, the tiny government was described as "efficient" by the U.N. report dedicated to our nation.

However, the conspiracy has finally decided to do away with the government entirely. Though the puppet government had its uses, the recent expansion of democratic rights apparently compelled the conspiracy to make sure that any fickleness on the part of the voters didn't affect Lavor's fundamental economic wellbeing.

While the democratic right to vote is considered sacrosanct in our country and this has raised our standing on U.N. standards of political rights recently, the U.N. standards seem unaffected by the fact that this right to vote is now entirely meaningless

As stated in the U.N. report:

"There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda."

Currently, the conspiracy is handling the issue of clear-cutting the forest so that we can begin large-scale uranium mining. We may have our hands on nuclear weapons in the near future.

The conspiracy sends its regards to other nations and assures them that our armed forces are still tightly under the control of the conspiracy, as indeed they always have been.

Expanding education is a priority for the conspiracy, however, and a return of a puppet government might be acceptable if it is needed to handle the educational priority for the nation.

	20-01-2003 15:03									#2
	Increase Your PM Length

[out-of-character]

Normally, I'd just post in the "put news reports in this thread" or whatever thread. Having the government cease to exist, however, might deserve its own thread

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	20-01-2003 16:20									#3
	Increase the size of your Attachments

Falangusta welcomes your message with caution, as a conspiracy might look like a rather unnatural, and hence non-permanent, form fo Nation-leading.
Falangusta urges the Republic of Lavor to rebuild a government shortly, in order to avoid chaos, should the conspiracy split or fail. Our King is ready to send legal advisors to Lavor to help building an obedient yet efficient government, for the Kingdom has a millenia-long tradition of such puppets kind of coordination.

	27-01-2003 08:30									#4
	Support Apolyton

The people of Raganarok are very suspicious whenever evil coperations gain control of a country. Give the power back to the People or face economic sanctions from the People's Republic of Raganarok. Lavor has been forwarned.