22-01-2003 13:58									#1
	Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships? Inflate your Upload Space

At work last night we were flipping through the channels and found the medical channel. We didn't see much because it was a short break and we had to get back to work. Did anyone catch a story about the French using or testing helium filled implants? I'm curious, what if they leak?

I wonder too about when the women become old ladies. Grandma types these days, well, some of em are hanging fairly low...down around their waist. In the future they may be bobbing about their ears...

Tis a strange new world indead.

	22-01-2003 14:11									#2
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It can also be used as flotation devices in case of a water landing.

	22-01-2003 14:25									#3
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mmmm.... the breasts that defy gravity

	22-01-2003 15:38									#4
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Give a whole new meaning to 'going tits up'.

Seriously though, think of the lives it could save. The 'Titanic disaster' would be called the 'pretty bad disaster'.

Only men would die...

	22-01-2003 17:01									#5
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Am I the only one thinking of kinky sex now?

	22-01-2003 17:08									#6
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Yes! We don't think of such things at Apolyton, you must be new.

	22-01-2003 17:16									#8
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I've actually seen a video () of a porn star () who has them - they're way too big, and horrendously unattractive.

	22-01-2003 18:46									#9
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Would you prefer Blimps or Zeppelins? The Germans experimented with something like this years ago, but unfortunately they used hygrogen instead of helium, and the woman who had these implants went up in a flash. The scientists just sat and watched those sad bags burn and collapse to earth, screaming, "Oh the humanity!".

	22-01-2003 18:52									#10
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Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?

That would give a whole new meaning to the old phrase "Her tits are defying gravity".

	22-01-2003 18:54									#11
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God damn it. Aaglo beat me to it. That's the last time I post without reading the rest of the thread

	23-01-2003 00:35									#12
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I'm always thinking of kinky sex.

And why has no one posted pictures yet?

	23-01-2003 00:44									#13
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that porn actress I was talking about - Cindy Fulsome...

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	23-01-2003 00:55									#14
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LMAO!

	23-01-2003 01:03									#15
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Hmmm, you'd have to be careful if sucking on a girls breasts as you'd come out with a squeaky voice

It sounds unlikely as Helium is monoatomic and thus very small, and I am certain it would leak through even the best of barriers...

	23-01-2003 01:05									#16
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Literally - my mouth dropped open when I saw that. GOOD, LORD!

How the hell does that woman drive???

	23-01-2003 01:12									#17
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Well she can make the space by removing the airbags from her car, let's face it, she doesn't need them

	23-01-2003 01:19									#18
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<--- wondering if his at-work desktop needs a new pic.

	23-01-2003 02:48									#19
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I think they are really floating in air

	23-01-2003 02:55									#20
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hey, I have that picture.

	23-01-2003 02:56									#21
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We really need a vomit smilie.
If that woman is a result of this new tech,

	23-01-2003 03:21									#23
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What are the implications for air travel?

Can you imagine some poor woman undergoing rapid expansion if an airplane depressurized? The horror.

	23-01-2003 03:37									#24
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She could float down to safety....?

	23-01-2003 04:04									#25
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I am sorry, but that is not a very attractive look at all:

Utterly out of any imaginable proportion. And must be killer on the back as well.

	23-01-2003 04:05									#26
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Well the whole point behind the helium is that it's light...

	23-01-2003 04:29									#27
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Well if they were filled with helium you could probably play basketball with them or something

	23-01-2003 04:45									#28
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MOM

That woman is a one person reinactment of the zepplin raids. She shows up in London 1915 and the sirens go off.

	23-01-2003 05:02									#29
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Actually those new implants are refillable at service stations. You do the tyres on your car, then your titties.

	23-01-2003 05:04									#30
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I could have lived my whole life without seeing that picture.