24-01-2003 08:27									#1
	Jerry Springer may run for U.S. Senate! Full PM-box? Change here!

I think it's only a matter of time before he becomes president. We might as well prepare for his presidency now. Think of it. Steve could be the secretary of defense. This could work out fairly well. Many of these small nations resemble guests on the Jerry Springer show anyways.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS...e.ap/index.html

	24-01-2003 08:29									#2
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I'm sure he will have a great follow amoung the red necks.

	24-01-2003 08:30									#3
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go him.

	24-01-2003 08:36									#4
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If Jessie Ventura could get a political office, I'm sure Springer will have no trouble. Plus, given the ever -increasing rate of voter apathy, Springer will be about the only candidate most voters have ever heard of, so he will be a shoe-in for almost any political office, short of the presidency..... especially in the south.

	24-01-2003 08:44									#5
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I hope not

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	24-01-2003 08:49									#6
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The Democrats would look silly with him. I mean it would be like having an actor as president.

	24-01-2003 08:51									#7
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I think the Congress is more his speed. After all, Cooter, Gopher and Sonny Bono all passed through those hallowed halls, why not Springer?

	24-01-2003 08:51									#8
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C-SPAN's ratings will certainly go up.

	24-01-2003 08:51									#9
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the democrats already look silly

	24-01-2003 09:14									#10
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quote: Originally posted by GP The Democrats would look silly with him. I mean it would be like having an actor as president.

oooooh that was such a lowblow...

	24-01-2003 09:32									#11
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well we was alreayd mayor to cincinnati (or was it cleveland?).

	24-01-2003 09:35									#12
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It was cincinatti.

I'd imagine they aren't proud of that fact.

	24-01-2003 10:33									#13
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

	24-01-2003 11:37									#14
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The members of the Senate are such 'hos, Springer would feel right at home.

	24-01-2003 15:26									#15
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Good. Then he could combine his two careers by holding joint weekly press conferences with Bill & Hillary.

	24-01-2003 17:49									#16
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Springer's made his dislike of the right well-known, his parents were holocaust survivors who fled to England, where he was born.

If he wants to enter politics to do what he believes is right, more power to him.

	24-01-2003 17:54									#17
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Jerry Springer as a politician. You can't make things any worse than that...

	24-01-2003 18:26									#18
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quote: Springer figures it would take $20 million to beat Voinovich and as much as $5 million to win a Democratic primary.

wow.....

	24-01-2003 19:15									#19
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...And how much did Steve Forbes spend to become President?

	24-01-2003 19:16									#20
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Eh, it's a free country. What is really important is how many vote for him.

Monkspider: "Springer will be about the only candidate most voters have ever heard of, so he will be a shoe-in for almost any political office, short of the presidency..... especially in the south."

This regional hatred coming from a man who lives in the state whose school board allows creationism in the science classes.

Maybe, perhaps maybe, people here will learn to make their points without resorting to insults. I doubt it, but... maybe.

	24-01-2003 19:17									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler ...And how much did Steve Forbes spend to become President?

Which, of course, is the perfect argument against taking private money out of elections. Thanks, Zk!!

	24-01-2003 19:48									#22
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I think we've found Al Sharpton's running mate.

	24-01-2003 19:55									#23
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Let's see how dumb he is this time. In his last campaign, before being retired to television, he paid his hooker with a CHECK drawn on the campaign fund.

	24-01-2003 20:08									#24
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And, iirc, the check bounced!