27-01-2003 01:19									#1
	Things you don't want that do exist Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I know, I know, copycat threads are generally verboten, but I think JT's thread is interesting and this is the logical companion.

So, what things exist in the world that you wish would cease to exist. And for heaven's sake, keep all the obvious ones to yourself. (i.e., nuclear/chemical/biological weapons, pollution, the French.) I'm particularly interested in things you are forced to carry that you wish did not exist, for instance...

Pagers. Goddamn, I hate this thing.

Others, such as...
Cell phones.
SUVs.
Reality TV (Amazing Race and Survivor excluded).

	27-01-2003 01:38									#2
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I spose that chancres are too obvious.
Popup stoppers. I love them because I need them, but I wish that I didn't need them.

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weapons of mass destruction.

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Religious militants.

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Shaky-cam documentaries
Free things in cereal packets
Chevy Chase movies
The smell of spermicidal jelly
Cardboard DVD cases
Decorative plates
Japanese schoolgirl anime

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Telephones
TV punditry
Conservatives

	27-01-2003 03:17									#7
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That people who say conservative or liberal in a thread of this nature, need what they're wanting to disappear to stay around, so as to provide a frame of reference, as well as provide a system of checks and balances.

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Genital Warts

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Dictators, like the Ferret King.

	27-01-2003 03:26									#10
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand I'd like to be able to walk into a closet or something every morning, BZZZZ, clean and groomed.

And thus the CopyCat-Thread beast consumes another unsuspecting victim

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Male nipples ?? WHY ??

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I changed it, Mr. Trickster.

	27-01-2003 04:13									#13
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Pangs of Love
Diseases
Famine
Greediness

	27-01-2003 04:22									#14
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Disease. The Libyan flag. The Japanese anthem.

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sin

Jon Miller

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Russian Federation

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Police

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quote: Originally posted by Anodyne Police

Next time you're in trouble, call a hippie.

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The need for security on the net.

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The Liberals!

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Martina Navratilova!

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homosexuals...
fortunately there will be a pill soon.

oh wait. Pop-ups. grrrr...

	27-01-2003 09:02									#23
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Pokemon
SUVs
AMD
Jar Jar Binks
AL|EN Resurrection
SW Ep1 and 2
SW Special Editions
Hillary Clinton
Michael Jackson
Michael Jordon (As Baseball Player)
Michael Boltan (Damn a lot of Michaels :lol
A few jerks from School
The Boyfriends of all the girls/women I tried to ask out.

And self-rightous computer programers.

	27-01-2003 09:10									#24
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Oh, and the lowest lifeform on the entire planet in the history of mankind... Cromwell.


WE WILL NEVER FORGET!
Erin go bra!

	27-01-2003 09:13									#25
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Free things in cereal packets Japanese schoolgirl anime

You're absolutely mad, mad I say!!!!!!!!!!

quote: Cardboard DVD cases

This one I strongly agree with you on, however. They just so ruin the continuity of my neat little row of DVDs

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quote: Originally posted by The Viceroy Male nipples ?? WHY ??

Ever had anyone lick and suck on your nipples? If not, trust me--you'll really miss them when they are gone!

quote: The Japanese anthem.

Why? It's a beautiful melody.

	27-01-2003 10:04									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Sonic Russian Federation

Racist Sonic is back again

quote: Why? It's a beautiful melody.

Imagine the following:

You just won the hardest competition in the olympics and your playing for japan. You see the flag raise.....and you hear that anthem.

Enough said.

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quote: Originally posted by Tassadar5000 Imagine the following: You just won the hardest competition in the olympics and your playing for japan. You see the flag raise.....and you hear that anthem. Enough said.

I don't get it. It's a really beautiful melody, and I'm certain it is inspirational to the Japanese people. It certainly is a far better tune than the Star Spangled Banner, which is nothing but obnoxious bombast.

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psychotic ex-girl friends

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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I don't get it. It's a really beautiful melody, and I'm certain it is inspirational to the Japanese people. It certainly is a far better tune than the Star Spangled Banner, which is nothing but obnoxious bombast.

Ugh. It sounds so....depressing. Israel is a very different case because that sounds like Jewish Pain but this....this sounds atrocious. It reminds me of the Japanese losing WW2....