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Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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We've replaced Oakland
With Detroit. Let's see if they
Notice the difference.



Pewter Power wins.
Whatever happened to the
Cremesicle Orange?



The Osbournes become
The Osmonds. To Jack, Kelly:
Your fifteen are up.

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Tired of ads?

Commercials disappointed me this year.

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Got spare money?

Oh, some of them were very good.

What about the zebra doing instant replay for the horse game?

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I must have missed it. Figures.

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And the Osbournes 'twisting' .

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Five interceptions.
Gannon voted Tampa's Most
Valuble Player.


EDIT: This originally said four interceptions. Just after I hit "post", I heard my fiancee cuss from the living room. Good lord.

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Five interceptions. A Super Bowl record, I believe.

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Forget the Post-Game,
And screw Bon Jovi. Bring on
Jennifer Garner!

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Shiver me timbers!
Pirate Bowl is a blowout.
Walk the plank, Raiders!

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Next year's Super Bowl:
Lions 20, Bengals 10.
What? It could happen.

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quote:
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Five interceptions. A Super Bowl record, I believe.

Heh, Gannon almost threw for more INTs tonight than he did in the entire regular season...poor fella...

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Well, it seems that odd-numbered super bowls are blowouts and the even numbered ones are exciting close games (at least since XXXI). So we can hope for an exciting win for the Packers next year.

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QUOTE:
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Next year's Super Bowl:
Lions 20, Bengals 10.
What? It could happen.
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Isn't there a team called the Oilers? What's the one that has those oil drill towers on their helmets?

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Oy! Other threads for serious Super Bowl analysis. This thread for Super Bowl haiku.

Analysis in haiku form is acceptable.

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BUCCS WON!!!


HAHA! w00t....!!!

*High fives riesmark*


Commercials sucked this year

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Isn't there a team called the Oilers? What's the one that has those oil drill towers on their helmets?


Houston Oilers are
Now the Tennessee Titans--
Lost semi-finals.

New team in Houston.
Nickname is the Texans. How
Imaginative.

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Leave TV at halftime
Raiders more dead than buffalo wings
Course book less boring

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QUOTE:
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Houston Oilers are
Now the Tennessee Titans--
Lost semi-finals.

New team in Houston.
Nickname is the Texans. How
Imaginative.
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Well, I only pay attention to Jets games and Playoffs. So there's my answer.

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