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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
King
Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 09:09
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Put an end to popups!

"Jesus, I'd like to **** the **** out of her!"

"Sure, I'll stay and cuddle."

"Hey, what a great techno song!"

"No, Mr. Damon, I don't want to go back to your place."

"Von Karajan is the greatest conductor who ever lived!"

"Pass the veal, please."

"How do I look in this flannel shirt/ripped jeans/hiking boots ensemble?"

"Our Father, who art in heaven, etc."

" @ MrFun!"

"Let's go see the new Julia Roberts movie!"

cavebear is offline cavebear
Emperor
of the Pleistocene
Oct 1999
time: 00:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 09:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Frogger


Hostie cochon.


Translation?

MattyBoy is offline MattyBoy
Prince
Pekka Fan Club
Jun 2001
time: 15:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 09:16
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Oh, this film contains Nudity and Heavy Sex Scenes. Better change the channel.

Let's go and see a musical show. I just love musicals!
Let's go and see a play.

Let's have another baby

"The golden age of music was definitely the 1980s."

Let's go for a fun run.

Why don't we play your good old "Greatest Hits of Hall and Oates" for old time's sake?

This whole war on Iraq makes me proud to be almost an American.

I want to play a multiplayer strategy game. Where can I find one.

monkspider is offline monkspider
King
banned
Aug 2001
time: 23:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 09:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Tuberski
" David Floyd, Albert Speer and Fez ALL made good points."


ACK!



That was a good one.

DuncanK is offline DuncanK
Warlord
Evil Empire
Dec 2002
time: 21:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 13:33
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The market will determine what is fair.

Compasionate conservatives will save America.

Saddam would never produce weapons of mass destruction.

Dis is offline Dis
Emperor
Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000
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I like women who don't give me oral sex

I like men who do give me oral sex

I like Barbara Steisand

aaglo is offline aaglo
King
the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
time: 07:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 13:58
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Tired of ads?

"I'm so much smarter than all of you"

"I want to become pregnant"

"I have never masturbated"

TheStinger is offline TheStinger
Warlord
International crime fighting playboy
Apr 2002
time: 05:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 14:05
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Those pop ups are really good.

America is the most modest country in the world

I can't accept the lottery win the Church needs it more.

Of course I look at other women, especially the ones who are thinner than you

Dis is offline Dis
Emperor
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Feb 2000
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I have never paid for sex

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 14:31
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quote:

" @ MrFun"


that's just cruel!

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 14:39
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"I love France"

Sir Ralph is offline Sir Ralph
Emperor
Long live teh Schwampel!
Dec 2001
time: 06:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 14:49
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"God bless America"

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 14:53
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"Germans aren't evil"

Sir Ralph is offline Sir Ralph
Emperor
Long live teh Schwampel!
Dec 2001
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 14:56
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They are . And, of course, I wouldn't say the above statement only, because I don't believe in God. Not what you think.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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"I was wrong to assume that a European would be anti-American"

TheStinger is offline TheStinger
Warlord
International crime fighting playboy
Apr 2002
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 16:08
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"The average american realises not all europeans are the same"

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compensate this!!
May 2002
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 16:21
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"After X years of playing, I will finally stop playing Starcraft Broodwar forever."

"Can I wipe your arse for you?"

"Kick my ass?? Oh yeah??! Bring it on I'm not afraid!"

"Mr.Halme you are sitting in my table move your fat ass please."

"Do you wan't to see all my porn on my computer?"

"I think I'll install linux instead."

"They should air more Dilbert."

"I'm not skeptical!"

"Sure Ming, like you wuold have power to do that anyway AHAHA "

"Put some more olives in it."

"Sauna? No thx I'm too tired."

"And then we had sex."

"Of course, I would love to buy you a drink. I don't think that you are a whore because you don't know me and still want me to buy you a drink. Here, take my wallet and have fun allnight!!"

"Yeah, that''s the ticket!" I hate that!!!

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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"All of my comments on this thread have been serious"

TheStinger is offline TheStinger
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International crime fighting playboy
Apr 2002
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 16:40
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Without Poly I wouldn't know about the big issues

Dry is offline Dry
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Brussels
Sep 2000
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 16:46
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"In this political situation, there are clearly good guys and bad guys".
"I want to be a judge".
"No, sorry, not today, I want to watch the eurovision song contest".
"I'm 100% sure".
"You can trust me for watering your plants".
"All xxxxx deserve to die".

aaglo is offline aaglo
King
the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 16:56
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"you can have too much blue cheese in food"

Richelieu is offline Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
time: 00:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 17:26
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quote:
Originally posted by cavebear
Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...


Same here.

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
King
Macedonia
May 2001
time: 00:25
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quote:
Originally posted by cavebear


Translation?


I love Americans...

Stuie is offline Stuie

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Have a beer!
Sep 2001
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 19:40 Visit Stuie<br><a href=/members><img src=/forums/images/inmate-icon.gif border=0></a><BR>'s homepage!
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"Actually, honey, I was fantasizing about the babysitter."

"No Guiness for me, thanks. I'd rather have another Bud. In fact, make it a Bud Lite."

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 22:26 Visit MrFun's homepage!
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov


" @ MrFun!"


So I should care because . . . .

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The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
May 1999
time: 13:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 22:44
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Tired of ads?

"George W. Bush is my hero."
"God bless you."
"I don't get irritated by idiots."
"I don't like sex."
"Microsoft writes excellent software."
"Corporations have the welfare of their employees in mind."
"Might makes right."

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
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"The United States has never deliberately done anything wrong in its history, nor has it ever made any mistakes."

"Double standards for public behavior of heterosexual and homosexual couples are fine by me."

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
King
Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:25
  Old Post 28-01-2003 22:50
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See, even in a thread designed for humorous remarks, MrFun is incapable of humor. Do you think this is a mental problem, or rather some sort of chemical deficiency on his part?

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 22:54 Visit MrFun's homepage!
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov
See, even in a thread designed for humorous remarks, MrFun is incapable of humor. Do you think this is a mental problem, or rather some sort of chemical deficiency on his part?


I'm not the only one who has made political statements through this thread.

And besides that, I believe in freedom of speech.

Arrian is offline Arrian
Emperor
Kneel before Grog!
Jul 2001
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  Old Post 28-01-2003 23:12
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Fun is hopeless Boris, let it go.

"I love Country Western!"
"That's it, I'm moving to North Korea"
"Duyba is the bestest President we've ever had!"
"But Brittney is such a talented artist!"
"There are so many intelligent, entertaining shows on TV."
"People, by and large, really are smart, not to mention kind and considerate"
"The English are a really strong Civ in CivIII"

-Arrian

 
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