28-01-2003 05:04									#1
	What would you be least likely to say? Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

Here's some for starters... please suggest some things that *you* would be very unlikely to say.

"No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow"

"We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse"

"It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home"

"I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss"

"No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn"

"No, I don't want to see your sister's breasts"

"Put some panties on for Christ's sake"

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	28-01-2003 05:08									#2
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Here's some for starters... "No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow"

Since I don't drink.

quote: "We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse"

Not a chance in hell

quote: "It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home"

I might say that, if I was looking for a way out of a bad situation

quote: "I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss"

Um...no thanks

quote: "No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn"

Gardening is fun

quote: "No, I don't want to see your sister's breasts"

Knowing my friends...

quote: "Put some panties on for Christ's sake"

no comment

	28-01-2003 05:12									#3
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Well the idea was kinda that you would add your own ...

	28-01-2003 05:12									#4
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	28-01-2003 05:15									#5
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"That computer is way too powerful for me!"

"Hey, that religion really makes sense."

"You and your best friend are waiting for me in your bedroom? I'd rather not."

	28-01-2003 05:17									#6
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"I give up"

"let's take prisoners!"

That's all... I suck at this.

	28-01-2003 05:18									#7
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"No, I don't want to bribe that Cavalry far away from home that is about to take my Capitol. I only have 10,000 gold."

"Your dog looks bored. Here, borrow my cat."

"May I have some more tofu, please?"

(Washington Redskins fan) "I'm sure glad we got rid of those lousy quarterbacks we used to have. You know, Gannon, Johnson..."

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	28-01-2003 05:21									#8
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"If only I lived in Texas"

"What a great ass he has"

"I am voting for George W. Bush"

"Albert Speer is an intelligent and rational thinker"

	28-01-2003 05:21									#9
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"Asher, give Microsoft the benefit of the doubt."

"You know, I have been on the 'net too long."

"Oh goody, another Middle East thread!"

"I believe in Creationism - it fits all available facts."

	28-01-2003 05:22									#10
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"Of course I'd be glad to get off of my computer and go on a date with you."

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"On balance, I don't think it's Skanky's fault"

"Sure honey, I'll just shut this thing down and come and help you make dinner"

"Mine's a Bacardi Breezer"

"Now you mention it ... that dress does make you look a little fat"

	28-01-2003 05:26									#12
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You're right: eating meat is wrong.

	28-01-2003 05:26									#13
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FP.

"Nah, its too early for a bourbon."

"You look tired. I'll do all the housework for the rest of the week."

"But we have already made love today. Not again!"

	28-01-2003 05:30									#14
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"Ming is a legitimate child and all around decent person."

ACK!

	28-01-2003 05:36									#15
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"Lighten up AH, stop being so bloody serious all the time."

"Internet security?!? Bah, I'm not wasting my resources on that!"

	28-01-2003 05:39									#16
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"yuck, why are you putting THAT in my vodka"

"ha ha I win again, my reflexes are even sharper after a few beers"

"there's too much tumeric in this food"

"there's too much garlic in this food"

"I think I'll get an early start on my paper"

	28-01-2003 05:50									#17
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"i really dont think i could eat another bite"
"i love trance!"
"lets get naked!"

	28-01-2003 07:03									#18
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"Celine does NOT suck!!!"

"It's too late to go out for drinks now!"

"I love you."

"I don't know."

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	28-01-2003 07:14									#19
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"You know, I think Quebec should separate after all."

"If only Ross Perot had won in '92..."

"If only I had another exam to study for, I'd be so much happier."

	28-01-2003 07:14									#20
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"Are you kidding? I love chick flicks!"

"Yes, that dress makes you look like a lardbutt."

"You've got emotional baggage? Well then sure, I'd love to date you!"

"I'd love to hear about your ex-boyfriends!"

"You banged two chicks last night? Give me the details, I'm on the edge of my seat!"

"Yeah, I guess that tenors really don't sound like women after all."

"You put too much tobasco sauce on my food."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not really all that competitive."

"Just call me Mr. Patient."

	28-01-2003 07:15									#21
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"We'd better stop and ask for directions."

	28-01-2003 07:17									#22
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"The golden age of music was definitely the 1980s."

	28-01-2003 07:18									#23
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"Enough TV sports, let's talk about our relationship for a while."

"Do I look fat in this tux?"

"Why don't I take a second job so we can afford to have another baby?"

"I'm tired of going bowling with the guys, let's get season tickets to the ballet instead. And let's invite your mother, too."

	28-01-2003 07:23									#24
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"186,935+392,867=579,802!"

	28-01-2003 07:24									#25
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"Stop playing that anthem."
"Me? Bored? Never!"
"Russia sucks."
"I'm never going to Apolyton.net ever again."
"America is the greatest nation on earth."
"Bush is the greatest person that ever lived!"
"I'm hungry."
"I'm too lazy to do that." (At least not IRL )
"I love mathematics."
"I hate writing."
"Stalin was a benevolent leader."
"Finland sucks."
"Americans are highly intelligent."
"Be optimistic about things...."
"Bow down to the benelovent government"

	28-01-2003 07:33									#26
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Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...

Ooh I hope it snows *again* tonight, I *love* shovelling the driveway.

	28-01-2003 07:40									#27
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quote: Originally posted by cavebear Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...

Hostie cochon.

	28-01-2003 07:43									#28
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"Take me to your leader"

Like anyone ever says that.

	28-01-2003 08:18									#29
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"Displaying the Confederate flag outside of Confederate veterans' cemeteries is not treasonous behavior -- it's legitimate."

"Anglophilia rocks."

"States' rights are more important than federal government authority."

"I would like to go back into the closet."

	28-01-2003 09:00									#30
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"You know, Republicans really represent the interests of the common citizen"