28-01-2003 17:39									#1
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A battle of the Ancient Ones...

	28-01-2003 17:47									#2
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One could say the writing is on the cave wall....

	29-01-2003 00:03									#3
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Cavebear campaign workers painting the famous "writing on the wall":

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	29-01-2003 00:59									#5
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Cavebear gets my vote.

	29-01-2003 02:40									#6
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Care to summarize your platform cavebear?

	29-01-2003 04:40									#7
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it looks like a big rock that he is standing on to reach higher while he paints

	29-01-2003 17:20									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Six Thousand Year Old Man Care to summarize your platform cavebear?

Shields are good. Trade is good. Workers are good. Production bonuses are way good!

Spaceship, Spaceship, Spaceship!

	30-01-2003 19:37									#9
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That does it for me.
Stay the course, O Ursine One!

	30-01-2003 20:08									#10
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A quick question, well comment actually, should C-bear change his name to Michelbearilo, some might think it is appropriate given his campaign team's work on the Cistine Cave.....

Its been a long day....

	31-01-2003 04:44									#11
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The banana has a proven record in reducing hunger.......sorry cavebear but my vote must go to the authoritative looking piece of fruit.

	31-01-2003 05:22									#12
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quote: Originally posted by DrSpike The banana has a proven record in reducing hunger.......sorry cavebear but my vote must go to the authoritative looking piece of fruit.

Give a person a banana, and they eat for a day. Give that person a city-planner, and he will be fed forever!

	31-01-2003 12:15									#13
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Almost like the old joke, give a person a fish and he can eat for a day, teach a person to fish and he will sit around drinking beer all day

	31-01-2003 14:53									#14
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quote: Originally posted by cavebear Give a person a banana, and they eat for a day. Give that person a city-planner, and he will be fed forever!

We don't need no stinking city planner. With his wages we could buy lots of bananas, and a small banana growing plantation. I vote we oust the corrupt officials and use the proceeds to grow fruit and create some export led growth.

	01-02-2003 01:42									#15
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No cityplanner = Riots.

At least that was the case for me.

Riots kind of hurt the banana industry.

	01-02-2003 02:58									#16
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quote: Originally posted by cavebear Give a person a banana, and they eat for a day. Give that person a city-planner, and he will be fed forever!

How DARE you say I'm corrupt. I am *shocked*, SHOCKED, I tell you! (for 500 gold pieces, I'll forget you ever said that...)

	01-02-2003 06:37									#17
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quote: Almost like the old joke, give a person a fish and he can eat for a day, teach a person to fish and he will sit around drinking beer all day

What about this wonderful Quayleism: "Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a lifetime!"

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quote: Originally posted by civman2000 What about this wonderful Quayleism: "Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a lifetime!"

So sad. But he was a typical Republican... (IQ around 90)

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Cave bear wrote: "So sad. But he was a typical Republican... (IQ around 90)"

I have heard of entire cabinets with interlects of about that level. Not mentioning any countries of course in our (unfortunately) politically correct society. Luckily Apolyton is not (usually) one of these, although we try damn hard sometimes

	01-02-2003 23:47									#20
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quote: Luckily Apolyton is not (usually) one of these, although we try damn hard sometimes.

To have an IQ around 90?

	02-02-2003 00:00									#21
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quote: Originally posted by obiwan18 To have an IQ around 90?

Proof that it's a Democracy Game; anyone *can* be elected!

	02-02-2003 01:35									#22
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*looks at thread title*

Another supporting data point.

	02-02-2003 01:49									#23
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Indeed, it has always been my goal in life to achieve the astounding IQ of 90!

	02-02-2003 03:51									#24
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Joke:

A scientist had learned how to manipulate IQ. He was contacted one day by the smartest person in the world, a professor (SPITWAP). "I want to *lower* my IQ." he said; "I can't talk to anyone, nobody likes me, and I want to fit in".

Well, this was rather odd, but the scientist assured him he could take care of the problem. SPITWAP showed up at the lab one day and was guided to the machine. "This will lower your IQ 1 point per minute, and I will have a trained technician standing by. We will make you a 135 IQ person, and that should balance your desire to learn with your desire to be understood by others. SPITWAP was ecstatic!

The machine was placed on his head and the operation began. The technician watched the numbers count down. 210, 219, 218... The lab phone rang, and it was the technician's girlfriend. The tech watched the machine 197, 196, 195... but then started flirting with his girlfriend.

Suddenly, the tech noticed the numbers on the machine; 85, 84, 83... and jumped to turn off the machine.

"Professor, professor, are you all right"? SPITWAP responded, "10-4, good buddy".

OK, so it's a trucker joke...

	02-02-2003 04:38									#25
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Eh...

	02-02-2003 05:20									#26
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I hope you are better at politics than you are at comedy.