29-01-2003 10:01									#1
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My sister just recieved this email from her college's tech department. It was a mailing to all students.

Attention:
Due to complications with our new filtering technology, all resumes should be sent as attachments, not cut and pasted into emails.

Thank You






It takes a while to figure it out. If you don't get it, read this:

spoiler(highlight to read): What might a spam filter not like about the phrase "Magna cum Laude...?"

	29-01-2003 10:07									#2
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What if the applicant's name was D!ck Cox?

	29-01-2003 10:09									#3
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They usually let d/ck through on filters specifically because of that. Otherwise people named D/ck never get email.

	29-01-2003 10:45									#4
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Whats the relevance of Magna cum Laude?

	29-01-2003 10:48									#5
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wait, do you mean you don't know what that is? or you wanna know why a filter wouldn't like it?

	29-01-2003 10:57									#6
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I know it's Latin, and I know why a filter wouldn't allow it, I just wanted to know the relevance of the statement.

	29-01-2003 12:21									#7
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Magna *** Laude is graduating with a minimum cumulative GPA of 3.7 in ones area of concentration, I think

	29-01-2003 12:38									#8
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Does it also cover getting a course average gpa over 3.7?

	29-01-2003 12:39									#9
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i'm not sure, I thought it had to do with your cumulative GPA in your area of concentration or major

	29-01-2003 12:41									#10
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Your sister is lucky she gets E-mail. The entire disc array for the student mail server crashed on Thursday...

	29-01-2003 13:40									#11
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I guess some Austrians might have problems with this kind of filters

EDIT: seems like the link got filtered... Well, I guess you can figure it out
Here's another link with pictures of the beautiful village ****ing
http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.htm

Last edited by Combat Ingrid on 29-01-2003 at 13:50