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Arnelos is offline Arnelos
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Sep 2002
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Funniest Issue I've gotten yet... Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

I started to get bored with the game, so I created a country in our region called "Trashkanistan" where the national animal was the terrorist and the currency the rocket-propelled grenade. The Sultanate of Trashkanistan is a Corrupt Dictatorship and modelled on a place only so recently invaded by coalition forces aided by the U.S. in the Middle East

The below qualifies as the funniest issue question I've yet recieved in this game... glad I formed this country ...

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  Old Post 29-01-2003 10:52
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Mmmm... Soylent green...

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Nov 2001
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  Old Post 29-01-2003 18:47
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May I have some more Ketchup on my TerrorBurger please?



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@terrorist-on-a-stick and #2

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jul 2001
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Oi. I had the same issue, only my national animal was the Japanese schoolgirl.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 30-01-2003 06:10
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* Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
Markus The Mighty is offline Markus The Mighty
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Jun 2000
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  Old Post 30-01-2003 18:58
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quote:
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* Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.

I know, it's really hard to resist that urge...

Oh, and Arnelos, can I order some of your famous Terror Kebabs?

GhengisFarb is offline GhengisFarb
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This is the funniest issue I've seen yet, but you know in real life it just might work.

I would imagine Al Quaida would have a hard time maintaining cells in Ethiopia where they might be the only thing edible in the country.......
Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Feb 2002
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quote:
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* Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.


I don't believe that, I just think you decided not to post them.



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mactbone is offline mactbone
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Sep 2001
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"We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Alvis One hospital administrator Zeke du Pont. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred Boozes in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."

OK, now substitute Boozes with Terrorist. I saw this one I immediately thought of this thread.

Arnelos, if you ever get this issue, please post a pic

Guardian is offline Guardian
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Feb 2001
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Actually, in Trashkanistan, they would get to take home a few hundred rocket-propelled grenades...

Arnelos is offline Arnelos
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Yup, Guardian is correct - they'd take home a few hundred rocket-propelled grenades

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In the latest news... Trashkanistan's economy is now rated as "Basket Case".... isn't that the truth...
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