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Do I have a big nose?
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| Yes! Dear God look at that thing! |
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21.21% |
| No. How could she say such a thing. |
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51.52% |
| It looks a lot like a banana to me |
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27.27% |
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100% |
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Al'Kimiya
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Stop picking your nose!
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Zylka
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Yikes, you have style - And the nose, not big. Big on a girl, so I'd say it's definitely a _man's_ nose
Come to think of it, some girls with lengthy thin noses have a very sexy hawkish look
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Jon Miller
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yah, they look like they will just swoop right out of the sky and land on your arm
Jon Miller
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Blisterz
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quote:
Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Needs frontal shot. |
OK, then, but you guys can't go back your decision.
Sorry, thats the most light I can get in here right now.
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Blisterz
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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
That's a normal nose. |
Thats what I think. She seems to think Its really big.
I guess that fact that the only nose to compare it to right now is her tiny English bird nose is not help.
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Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
time: 00:25
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Cyrano is better but still...
quote:
Perhaps one of the best parts of the film is Martins re-working of the classic "nose jokes" from Cyrano. Observe...
The 25 nose jokes from the movie Roxanne
1. Obvious: "Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?"
2. Meteorological: "Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!"
3. Fashionable: "You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming."
4. Personal: "Well, here we are, just the three of us."
5. Punctual: "All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late."
6. Envious: "Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear."
7. Naughty: "Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away."
8. Philosophical: "You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it what matters."
9. Humorous: "Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle."
10. Commercial: "Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose fo Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five."
11. Polite: "Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah,orchestra keeps changing tempo."
12. Melodic: (Everybody) "He's got the whole world.. in his nose."
13. Sympathetic: "Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?"
14. Complimentary: "You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on."
15. Scientific: "Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"
16. Obscure: "Hoo, I'd hate to see the grindstone."
17. Enquiry: "When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?"
18. French: "Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave."
19. Pornographic: "Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once."
20. Religious: "The Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn't he?"
21. Disgusting: "Say, who mows your nose hair?"
22. Paranoid: "Keep that guy away from my cocaine."
23. Romantic: "It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil."
24. Appreciative: "Ooh how original, most people have their teeth capped."
25. Dirty: "Your name wouldn't be ... ****, would it?"
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29-01-2003 11:09
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I voted no.
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