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Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
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a camel and a scorpion were sitting on the bank
of the river jordan. the scorpion asked the camel,
"would you carry me across the river please?"
to which the camel replied, "how could i trust you?
you will sting me." the scorpion answered,
"if i were to sting you, you would die, and i would
then drown. you can trust me." the camel
agreed, and let the scorpion climb onto his back.
he then waded out into the river. in the middle of
the river, the camel felt the scorpion sting him.
indignantly (and with much chagrin) he turned and
asked the scorpion, "why did you do that? now
we will both drown." to which the scorpion glibly
answered, "what did you expect? it's the middle east, baby."

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Thats pretty lame Uber....Surely your American mind can come up with SOMETHING more creative than what this racist joke implies.

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quote:
." to which the scorpion glibly
answered, "what did you expect? it's the middle east, baby."

In the Original version it goes: Its in my Nature

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it was sent to me

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it was sent to me


I had a drema last night where I logged onto Poly and my food suddenlyu turned sour....I suppose it was a prophetic dream, no?

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Thats pretty lame Uber....Surely your American mind can come up with SOMETHING more creative than what this racist joke implies.

and dude, you live in Utah, stop adressing me and my mind as American

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and dude, you live in Utah, stop adressing me and my mind as American


Thats completly irrelevant. I consider myself RUSSIAN, not AMERICAN.

Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000


Thats completly irrelevant. I consider myself RUSSIAN, not AMERICAN.


oh boy.

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oh boy.


Exactly what I thought when opening this thread.
Uber, you used to be so interesting....what happend??!

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"racist joke implies"

In that case the mid east is a racist joke.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lancer
"racist joke implies"

In that case the mid east is a racist joke.


Bask in your ignorance, Lancer.

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Take your pick...

1) yet another ME thread
2) Old joke
3) Racist post
4) Spam
5) Personal attacks
6) All of the above

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