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Sava is offline Sava
King
GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
time: 23:25
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Funny Bush Satires Full PM-box? Change here!

I was on this website http://maddox.xmission.com and among other things, found a hilarious page of Bush satires. Feel free to comment or post other political/Bush cartoons/satires.

Attachment: bush_piss2.jpg
This has been downloaded 99 time(s).

cavebear is offline cavebear
Emperor
of the Pleistocene
Oct 1999
time: 00:25
  Old Post 01-02-2003 03:12
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Put an end to popups!

Nah, he does too good a job of it by himself. I just read the newspapers for my laughs...

Sava is offline Sava
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GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
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Enter the AD-FREE zone

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No, I'm not a democrat or a republican. I'm just a guy who's tired of the bullshit. Am I the only one who has a problem with the fact that Bush has gone on record saying: "There ought to be limits to freedom"? He publicly said that in reference to a website that criticized him (listen to the clip yourself). What business does this man have serving as president of the United States? I know that there should be limits to freedom like when someone yells "fire" in a crowded theater, but never against political criticism--quit emailing me. Bush is by far the worst president ever appointed by the Supreme Court. It's almost as if the presidents try to outdo each other by being shittier every year. You're being duped.


from Maddox himself

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Feb 2002
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I'm suprised, that Maddox guy is from Utah. xmission was my service provider back in the days of 1200 bps connections.

ACK!

FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
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A picture of Bush pissing on the world counts as satire now?

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
time: 21:25
  Old Post 01-02-2003 03:53
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Sava just hates the U.S. in general and Bush in proticular so anything along that line sounds good to him. Come on Sava. There are a million satirical takes on Bush out there so I know if you really try you'll be able to find one which is slightly... well... satirical.

Rex Little is offline Rex Little
Prince

May 1999
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  Old Post 01-02-2003 08:44
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Here's a song parody. I assume everyone knows the tune:

If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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  Old Post 01-02-2003 09:41
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Done already

http://www.apolyton.com/forums/show...&threadid=75034

Zylka is offline Zylka
Prince
sure
May 2000
time: 05:25
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Inflate your Upload Space

THESE ARE FYNNY
I ASPACIALLY LIKE THE FIRST ONE SAVY POASTD
I THINK WE NEED A 3RD THREAD ON THIS NOW

Sava is offline Sava
King
GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Sava just hates the U.S. in general and Bush in proticular so anything along that line sounds good to him. Come on Sava. There are a million satirical takes on Bush out there so I know if you really try you'll be able to find one which is slightly... well... satirical.

Normally, such an ill-conceived notion about me would aggravate me; but coming from you Oerdin I'm not surprised. I love freedom, democracy, and the US more than you or any other of you conservative puds. I hate the Republican idiots that are ruining it and the rest of the world. And as crude and rude as it might be, I don't see you posting anything so STFU

Anyways, I figured the thread title "Bush pissing on world" would get deleted ...

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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I'm actually a register Democrate Sava. How does that stike you?

Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Big deal... a lot of Democrat's are prostitutes of the right... look at Clinton.

Wernazuma III is offline Wernazuma III
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Aug 2000
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The song's just great!

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