14-03-2003 10:54									#61
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You don't scare me that easily, BirdFart! I have more surprises in store than just a single Fascist

BC6 Turn 153 to SparrowScrotum

Last edited by Lung on 14-03-2003 at 11:02

	14-03-2003 12:01									#62
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quote: Originally posted by Lung You don't scare me that easily, BirdFart! I have more surprises in store than just a single Fascist

If you really have more than one fasict - then you scare me

	14-03-2003 17:30									#63
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Turn 93 to ricketyclik; still no hostilities. I have about 3:2 lead in PW and I think I am out pacing him in Science. But ..... the sound of decrepid mouse strokes is deafening, I fear that the hammer will soon fall.

Turn 17 to Mieciofok. His warriors are following me around God's green earth.

	15-03-2003 07:08									#64
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Birdy did you get the turn?

	15-03-2003 15:50									#65
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I did get a mail called WaterWorld - but there was no turn attached.

	19-03-2003 08:16									#66
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My, my! Things are hotting up! Lung knocks off a lost American Cavalry, only to see a whole shitload of them lurking near one of my cities! American units are swarming over the map like pimples on a teenager! Lung will find a blind spot under Birdie's radar sooner or later. Once i start tickling him on his belly feathers, he will be at my military's whim

BC Turn 154 to EagleErection

	23-03-2003 14:53									#67
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KUNNUNURRA IS LOST TO THE ENEMY!

I went on holidays to Kunnunurra when i was a little boy! BASTARD! Mandurah will be MUCH harder to take

Still, London Exchange is MINE! Still falling for old tricks, BirdBreath?

BC Turn 161 to PheasantFunbags

	23-03-2003 14:58									#68
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quote: mailed by Lung "Son O' *****! ****!" (to borrow my favourite line from Stripes) I went on holidays to Kunnunurra when i was a little boy! Bastard!;-)

He tries to flatter me

	27-03-2003 08:16									#69
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The evil Americans have descended upon our fair lands Under the iron rule of it's malevolent dictator, BirdBrain, our troops have been told to expect no mercy, and no mercy shall they give!

After the reports of brutal savagery by the american conquerors in Kunnunnurra, the picturesque port city of Mandurah was disbanded, with citizens told to flee for their lives! Unfortunately, some were too slow to flee and were shot in the back by the cowardly Birdicans! The control of the crucial north-south passage leaves the world as BirdFart's oyster!

Still, nothing more than a couple of far-flung colonies have been lost, so the evil Yanks can look forward to payback time in the not-too-distant future

BC6 Turn 166 to Sea EagleSchlong

	01-04-2003 10:44									#70
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The evil Avian BirdMan crushes another Australian city in his meglomaniacal desire for world domination

You'll get yours, BirdBrain!

BC6 Turn 172 to JabiruJohnson

	01-04-2003 12:21									#71
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The australians continues with their craven conduct.

Burning their own cities as soon as they just see an american SOTL.

1 city has been conquered by amecian troops - 4 has been burned down by themself, leaving their peasants with some untrained military guards without food or sufficient ressources. The amecians have just made those poor bastards a favour by ending their miserable lives.

Only twice has the socalled australian navy shown a little resistance.

	01-04-2003 13:44									#72
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checkMate has annihilated the Australians in checkMate vs ricketyclik.

	03-04-2003 05:21									#73
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Ricketyclik disgraces Australia!

Get your own country to mismanage, dude!

	03-04-2003 13:49									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Lung Ricketyclik disgraces Australia! Get your own country to mismanage, dude!

It's all part of the master plan... the greater vision... as seen from "the arsehole end of the world"

	03-04-2003 13:55									#75
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quote: Originally posted by ricketyclik It's all part of the master plan... the greater vision... as seen from "the arsehole end of the world"

As a matter of fact - he is happy with your (poor) effort.

See, he is going to loose a chalengegame too - the defenceless Australians (leader Mr. IronLung) against the evil americans (Leader Highpriest Bird)

	04-04-2003 10:55									#76
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quote: Originally posted by TheBirdMan As a matter of fact - he is happy with your (poor) effort. See, he is going to loose a chalengegame too - the defenceless Australians (leader Mr. IronLung) against the evil americans (Leader Highpriest Bird)

Pah! You and whose army, pal?! Oh, that's right...............yours

There's lots of fight left in ol' Iron Lung, don't you worry about that

	06-04-2003 15:42									#77
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David42O defeated ricketyclik by 4 x PG rule a bit earlier than turn 121.

Congratulations David42One (Bastard)

	06-04-2003 16:29									#78
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Turn to Lung.

One city more conquered.

	08-04-2003 00:55									#79
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Lung, you have been challenged by Ricketyclik. See CTP PBEM Challenge Ladder thread...

	08-04-2003 04:33									#80
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$%#@!!

You're gonna get it, BirdFace!

Oh, woe is me! BirdDisciples to the north. Birddisciples to the south. BirdDisciples everywhere! Damned Flock of Seagulls! I hated that band!

I'm gonna pluck your feathers before this game is through

At least i pulverised one leaky birdship

BC6 Turn 173 to PenguinPenis

	09-04-2003 11:16									#81
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DIE, MOFO!! DIEEEEEE!!!!

Lung's 1st Hell Fleet delivered a devastating blow to American warships which were continuing their "sail of death" upon innocent Australian colonists! Two ships were sunk plus untold other damage to what is now nothing more than a couple of leaky boats

In other war news, a sneak attack on the fair city of Adelaide was made by American cavalry. Despite the lack of warning, the American cavalry were crushed where they stood

Elsewhere, another American invasion is taking place near Jandalup (or whatever i called it ), yet the evil Americans seem to be frozen, waiting for their inevitable demise The standoff continues...

The Americans seem to be busy creating ungodly weapons to wreak havoc upon the brave Australians, yet still find time to invade us from multiple directions. Rumour has it that they are creating an army of invincible cyborgs!!! Whatever they are!!?!

Turn 174 or thereabouts to BirdBastard

(sorry, no turn tonight - must do night classes )

	11-04-2003 08:04									#82
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The Lung Empire Strikes Back!

The remaining American warships bound for Australian shores have been sunk

In other glorious war news, the invading force near Jandalup has been massacred for the loss of few Australian lives. A number of American warships remain off the coast, vainly trying to penetrate Australian defences. Elsewhere, the conquered city of whatsitsname has come under heavy bombardment by Australian warships. Undoubtedly, the brutalised citizens are praying that liberation may come soon.

This has been a truly great day for Australia

	11-04-2003 11:04									#83
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I agree, that must have been THE day .

BTW: Not all American SOTLs are sunk - some are continuing to seek for more australian cities. Until now I know the location of 7 cities (maybe 8 if Whatsitsname is reconquered).

	14-04-2003 09:35									#84
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Not re-conquered, Birdie Boy, LIBERATED!

Gutless Yanks destroyed Bullaburra rather than let our people be liberated

For punishment, two more American tubs have been sunk You know, it doesn't seem to matter how many ships you have, because they sail like a bunch of old drunks!

The evil Americans shall be repelled!

BC6 Turn 181 to Chicken Little (courtesy Max Webster)

	14-04-2003 21:15									#85
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Again Dear Lung.

You will have to wait until my new army are ready.

This raid, that is over for now for a little while did cost you 6 cities!

The next will cost you 7 (the 7 I know the location of).

And I will find each and every city - I am going to liberate every kangoroo on this world from the evil sheeplovers..... did I - I - mention sheeps - sorry my "mistake", afterall you are not from New Zealand

	14-04-2003 22:03									#86
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But Australia has many more sheep than New Zealand! Sounds like a good game!!

	15-04-2003 05:07									#87
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I'm from Mississippi where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared

	15-04-2003 08:03									#88
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I saw a report in the newspaper about a sexual survey, and they quoted a survey from New Zealand. There was not a single mention of sheep in the entire survey! LIARS!!!

Yes, that invasion hurt, but you simply trimmed me of a few colonies that were too difficult to defend. We have developed a secret weapon, called a "shotgun", specifically designed to kill armies of birds

Let us not forget that the repulsive Bird army was well and truly repulsed

BC6 Turn 182 to FowlFanny

	16-04-2003 07:25									#89
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Oh, another fleet on yet another suicide mission

Target practice!!

Citizens are starting to ask when the Americans are going to stop bothering us? These suicide attacks are getting a tad annoying!

BC6 Turn 183 to FalconFart

	28-04-2003 10:51									#90
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Lung's grand empire is starting to fray at the edges!!

The mighty Australians are holding on against the American scum, but with Warrnambool lost and evil new weapons on the horizon for them, we are staring down the barrel of inevitable defeat

We have won many battles, but alas we fear that we cannot win the war!

Perhaps we should have become a bunch of commies and send vast hordes of peasants as cannon fodder to the evil Yanks! Instead we will have to rely on cunning and guise to defeat the evil ones

Die, Mofo, DIE!!

Turn 192 to SparrowSphincter