08-02-2003 07:13									#1
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Informative site about Ninjas

Don't know if you've seen it... don't really care...

I laughed.

YMMV

	08-02-2003 07:26									#2
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Pretty funny sight. Liked this picture:



ACK!

	08-02-2003 07:31									#3
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The bit about seppuku was funny too...

	08-02-2003 07:31									#4
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I've seen that site before, it's very funny
The guy makes perfect movie scripts!

Also when I saw that picture posted above, first words came to my mind were 'Tony.. ya'll know we're gonna bomb everyone into submission?' 'yyyyyyyeaaaah'
and then I laughed like I was the third guy, invisible.

	08-02-2003 07:32									#5
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That pic kinna makes me wonder what's going on under the table.

Never mind.

I don't think I wanna know.



-=Vel=-

	08-02-2003 07:32									#6
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Velociryx, have you seen Police Academy ?

	08-02-2003 07:33									#7
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Yep.



-=Vel=-

	08-02-2003 08:04									#8
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Those Seppuko pics are hilarious. Looks like he's a 12 year old kid

	08-02-2003 08:08									#9
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Hey! You'd better watch it man! That "kid" is a Ninja with Ultimate Power, and he'll uppercut you for breathing in his general direction if you're not careful!

And btw....those movie scripts....all I can say is wow! I hope, one day, in the far and distant future, to be able to hold a candle to the beauty and majesty found in the script entitled "Ninja Babe."

I am in awe....

-=Vel=-

	08-02-2003 08:08									#10
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I love that music, reminds me of the bruce Lee sound remixer, there is a link somewhere on that site, but I can't seem to remember where it was.

	08-02-2003 08:20									#11
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Man I saw this site once, but couldn't find it again becaus eI thought it was RAWultimatepower
thank you for leading me to this site..... I feel like I just re-united with a long lost brother.

	08-02-2003 08:31									#12
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Che. How can you talk about ninja power without mentioning this?

Wraith
"Those ninjas... they're wacky."
-- The Tick

	08-02-2003 08:32									#13
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I'm not sure, but I think the picture that Tuber linked to is faked...

	08-02-2003 08:34									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns I'm not sure, but I think the picture that Tuber linked to is faked...

Not a chance I got it from www.reallyitsanaccuratepicture.com.

ACK!

	08-02-2003 08:51									#15
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I got my best laugh at the end of the one script..

"-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed. "

That sounds so hilarious I almost choked. THis guy sounds so excited all the time that it's fun. I also like his guitar squealing in the scripts.

	08-02-2003 08:52									#16
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Oh, thats ok then.
I though it was from CNN.

	08-02-2003 08:57									#17
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That was a classic, Pekka.....a close second was "I got so excited I almost kicked my mom in the face!"

REAL Ultimate Powah!!!!!

-=Vel=-

	08-02-2003 09:00									#18
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Velo, I almost posted that one too, but I didn't want to spam so much

	08-02-2003 09:02									#19
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Wait a minute! in the ninja sightings 3, the mortal kombat picture? Someone here posted it in the thread where we posted pics of our friends and us. I can't remember who it was though...

	08-02-2003 11:17									#20
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Did anyone read the News section and the law suit stuff? Can anyone confirm if these are real news, or fake news, because they sound like fake but if they were real... they'd be totally sweet!

	08-02-2003 11:26									#21
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I think this one fits in well...



btw, Dan Magaha had the link to that site for a while in his sig. That may where some people saw it before.

	08-02-2003 11:37									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Did anyone read the News section and the law suit stuff? Can anyone confirm if these are real news, or fake news, because they sound like fake but if they were real... they'd be totally sweet!

Look at the url, pekka.

	08-02-2003 13:12									#23
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What's wrong with me.. I'm just tired .

	08-02-2003 14:31									#24
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This site is sooooo sweet I could crap my pants. I love this site with every part of my body, including my pee pee.

	08-02-2003 17:39									#25
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you guys haven't seen this before? Wow...

	08-02-2003 17:47									#26
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quote: you guys haven't seen this before? Wow...

Yeah, this is about 2 years old, but re-reading the movie scripts still results
to some giggle.

	08-02-2003 19:24									#27
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So what do you guys think.. how old is he really? 10-years old? Don't think so..
I bet he was a teenager in late 80's or early 90's when all the ninja stuff was cool. So that would make him what.. over 20. Besides, some of his humor is definitely NOT coming from 10-year old, it's too clever and skilled.

I urge you to read the lawsuit stuff in the news section, there is 3 different 'news' from CNN, obviously faked, but they're funny to read and really makes the whole site complete

	08-02-2003 19:42									#28
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The entire website is actually hosted on a university website.

I think the author is also responsible for the not-quite-as-funny-but-still-pretty-damn-funny www.internetmammogram.net and also for the weirdass personal website at the university URL:

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/

I'd like to know who this guy really is. So far we know he's at Michigan State University, and may be of Latino or Spanish descent.