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Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:25
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Suffering from ads?

* Skanky Burns tickles TKG with a feather, just to make things worse.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:25
  Old Post 06-03-2003 04:27
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* DinoDoc wonders why people are torturing his customers

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
time: 00:25
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some people

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Hey, how did I end up getting the blame?

Oh.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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quote:
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* DinoDoc wonders why people are torturing his customers


because he tried to leave? He;s hardly a customer if he leaves.

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
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ahhh well. party is over. *sinks band back into the ground*
poor TKG!!! *walks over and wipes off the goo with a hankerchief*

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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because he tried to leave? He;s hardly a customer if he leaves.

Oh, well. He's fair game them. I leave him to your tender mercies.

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:25
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*crawls out of floor*

Dammit! Who put the trap doors in there?

*eyes H Tower, then Skanky*

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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OOOOppps **sheepish grin** that would be me

I put several in so that I could keep my snack supply well stocked. Which on did you crawl out of? Did you find the one with all my salty sea men?

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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I certainly hope not.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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*Checks to see if CG is covered with anything...

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard doesn't want to know...

Skywise is offline Skywise
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Samara's best friend
Jan 2002
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Hi everyone!

Sup wizard dude!

*Slaps coldwizard on the back*

Now dont throw me out the window man, I ain't looking for a fight, just a beer.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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yay! Spec is back!

* ColdWizard throws Skanky out the window to celebrate

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Jan 2002
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*Coldwizard High-fives Spec*


Ahhhhhh, now, how are you all?

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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Too much work, too little fun

but otherwise good, how're you?

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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* Skanky Burns walks back inside

Hey Cold, come over here for a second...
*Times opening the trapdoor perfectly, and watches as ColdWizard falls into Tia's stock of salty sea men.

*Puts an Avril cd on over the Coffeeshop Speaker system

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc blames Skanky

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:25
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My sister listens to April Lavine

Fortunately, I can't hear it here inside my lovely Basement... But still -

* Kassiopeia picks up and defenestrates Skanky *

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard wears winged boots and therefore doesn't fall into trapdoors in the floor


* ColdWizard removes avril cd and crushes it into tiny little pieces and then defenestrates the pieces

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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* Skanky Burns picks up the cd pieces and glues them back together.
*Plays the now shoddy cd, making Avril sound even worse than ususal.
*Grabs some anti-defenstration boots from the ISR and wears them.
No more throwing me out the window! Grrr!

* Skanky Burns defenstrates both Kassi and Cold at the same time. Of course, they get stuck in the window.
Oh well.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard dimension doors behind Skanky, wraps the skanky one in chains and then bolts the chains to the floor.



* ColdWizard then proceeds to very poorly recite finnish poetry while slapping Skanky around with the USS Iowa.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Thankfully the chains are taking the brunt of your slapping. My skin is only rated for a 10,000 ton displacement battleship.

* Skanky Burns sings "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" in Finnish to the tune of a christmas carol in retaliation.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard gets bored and drops the USS Iowa on Skanky.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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* Skanky Burns activates an emergency teleport device, moving me into the ISR a split-second before being horribly crushed.

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jul 2001
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Parempi pyy pivossa kuin kymmenen oksalla.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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My sister looked that saying up on encarta around 6 years ago, taught it to me a mere 4 years later, and now 2 years after that what I remember of what she told me actually resembles the real words!

The only differences were pivossa -> pivoska and kymmenon -> koksii (ok, that one changed a fair bit).

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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"koksii" sounds like a garbled version of "kaksi". It's entirely possible the version you learned was a more literal translation. "Kymmenen" means ten, you see, and "kaksi" means two. However, the version with "kymmenen" is usually used, I've never heard anyone say the phrase using "kuin kaksi oksalla". We just don't do that.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard pokes Kassi with "The-"

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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* H Tower wonders why everyone in the shop is so into bondage

 
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