11-03-2003 10:10									#481
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it's alll a drunken haze of dragons, bobbleheads, golems, mud fights and blaming it all on an australian, i don't remember you

	11-03-2003 10:29									#482
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Maybe you don't remember me by this name... how about LightEning? Do you remember him? Or perhaps this would freshen your memory...

* Ari Rahikkala pipettes one drop of Water of Life (from a sandworm deceased only five minutes ago, no less) into a fine crystalline wine glass that is filled with fresh spring water *

You might have your coffees and infinite assortments of alcoholic drinks... but there's one liquid that is greater than them all. Enhanced water.

* Ari Rahikkala casts an air of tranquility and heavenly light over the coffee shop as he silently sips away the contents of the extremely expensive glass *

	11-03-2003 11:24									#483
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I know you were LightEning, I just don't remember you in the shop, might have been before my time, or maybe it's just Skanky's fault.

	11-03-2003 11:29									#484
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Yeah, I seem to remember changing his name. Or deleting H Tower's memory. Or something.

	11-03-2003 11:33									#485
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It most probably was before your time, since I don't remember you, either... well... then again, the only person I do remember is Kassiopeia (and Mao, but that's from before the time I started soaking up enhanced water like a sponge (idiom courtesy of Kassiopeia)). Oh, and werefox, and darkgrendel, and... hm... er... um... I think I remembered those people only because I remember werefox bringing darkgrendel a dark and grendely tea once...

* Ari Rahikkala erases both his and H Tower's memory again just to be sure *

	11-03-2003 11:37									#486
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Argh!! You made a typo in your command, and now you have formatted the Coffeeshop!

	11-03-2003 11:41									#487
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Well, that shouldn't pose much trouble... we're running on ReiserFS, right?

reiserfsck --rebuild-tree /dev/evms/coffeeshop

There, now your files are back..

	11-03-2003 11:42									#488
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* Skanky Burns pours a double bourbon for Ari, and another for himself.

Last edited by Skanky Burns on 11-03-2003 at 11:48

	11-03-2003 12:03									#489
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* Ari Rahikkala hands the double bourbon to the nearest random passer-by, takes a diamond wine glass (getting more expensive all the time ) and mixes some more enhanced water in it *

	11-03-2003 13:21									#490
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May I have some please. No more bouncy things

	11-03-2003 14:16									#491
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Mix your own. I'm not in the bartending business anymore.
* Ari Rahikkala hands Tiamat a pipette and a small flask of Water of Life *
* Ari Rahikkala produces another small flask of Water of Life and a "glass" made of polished diamond from inside his coat, mixes some more enhanced water and drinks it while radiating an aura that slowly pacifies every last one of the bouncy things and makes them embark on a career of silent meditation in the dark corners of the Coffee Shop... and apparently also creating quite a run-on sentence *

	11-03-2003 15:13									#492
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* Grrr gives tia more tea ... enough to last the thread out with.

* Grrr wonders the structural integrity of a coffee shop with almost 500 posts.

	11-03-2003 15:24									#493
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* Skanky Burns wonders how he ended up with two double bourbons.

	11-03-2003 18:09									#494
	Remove this text

* DeathByTheSword looks around and doesnt see any furniture any more
* DeathByTheSword goes and sits on Kassi

	11-03-2003 18:57									#495
	Put an end to popups!

* Skanky Burns mutters "get a room"...

	11-03-2003 20:22									#496
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ari = lightening? that i didn't know....

i blame Skanky for my ignorance

	11-03-2003 22:27									#497
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard i blame Skanky for my ignorance

Bastard!

* DinoDoc wonders if Skanky caused his car to have a flat tire last week

	11-03-2003 22:30									#498
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probably

* ColdWizard shows DD photos of an australian man holding two bottles of bourbon tampering with car tires

	12-03-2003 02:42									#499
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I'll get you for that Skanky!

	12-03-2003 02:44									#500
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* DinoDoc sees the bouncing smilies on page 24 and weeps with joy at the wonderous occurrance

	12-03-2003 02:48									#501
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dude, this is the 11th page

	12-03-2003 02:49									#502
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* DeathByTheSword still thinks it is the 26th page....

	12-03-2003 02:51									#503
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Someone give me a name for the new shop thread before Ming closes this one.

	12-03-2003 02:52									#504
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ehr....well something like.....Wall-Mart?!

	12-03-2003 02:53									#505
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Apolyton Coffee Shop: Tuome on apina

	12-03-2003 02:59									#506
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At that moment, a black stretch-limo pulls up in front of the coffee shop. A smartly-dressed chauffeur gets out, heads around to the back to open up the passanger door. A curious figure emerges, wearing a cowboy hat, chaps, fringes, boots, the whole works. A crowd gathers round. Reporters snap photographs while demonstrators hold up signs reading "Stop Dallas Oil now!" and "No drilling in ANWR!" Who could he be?

To be continued in the next installment of Apolyton Coffee Shop...

EDIT: Hey, Dino, how 'bout "Apolyon Coffee Shop: where the evil capitalists hang out"?

Last edited by Jules on 12-03-2003 at 03:10