12-02-2003 09:39									#1
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Scare the consumer!
Scare them so that they go out and buy everything that U.S. Fire Administrator David Paulison has put on a "list of useful items" and pretty soon concerned citizens will gobble it up! "'Everything that was on that newscast, we are selling a lot of it,' said Rich Pierce".

I know that when gas descends on my little corner of the country, or when a nuclear weapon finds its way to my house, duct tape and string will certainly help me!

Especially with the $3 tax break the government gave me! God bless ya, georgie!

http://europe.cnn.com/2003/US/02/11/emergency.supplies/

	12-02-2003 09:45									#2
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Don't forget to cut taxes for the rich so that the younger generations will have to pay taxes out the ass for social secruity when the baby boomers retire.

Please God don't let us have a recession then. That would kill us.

	12-02-2003 09:50									#3
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As one who lives about a half mile from any assumed ground zero, I appreciate the list. It made me think about what steps I would take if an attack were to happen, even if I don't buy the duct tape.

	12-02-2003 09:54									#4
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quote: As one who lives about a half mile from any assumed ground zero

About 5 miles for me (CDC). It definetly is helpful.

	12-02-2003 09:55									#5
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I stocked up on water and food. Appearantly they may try to contaminate those things. I'm trying to tell myself that I'm safe and not to be afraid because that's what they want.

	12-02-2003 09:59									#6
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This homeland security shopping list reminds me of that General Thomas Enders quote from during the Reagan years: "With enough shovels, we'll get through it...."

All you have to do is shovel dirt on top of yourself to survive a nuclear war. And make sure you have a nice warm coat for the nuclear winter to follow.

	12-02-2003 10:01									#7
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Duncan: I'm sure everything will turn out ok. Just doesn't hurt to be prepared in case of emergency.

	12-02-2003 10:01									#8
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quote: Originally posted by DanS As one who lives about a half mile from any assumed ground zero, I appreciate the list. It made me think about what steps I would take if an attack were to happen, even if I don't buy the duct tape.

You better hope it's not nuclear, because no list is going to help you at that distance.

	12-02-2003 10:03									#9
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It may stop some of the alpha-rays...

	12-02-2003 10:04									#10
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Depends on if it's a bona fide nuke or just a radiological device.

	12-02-2003 10:08									#11
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It also depends on how big the bomb is.

	12-02-2003 10:12									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger It also depends on how big the bomb is.

Building a bomb small enough to do less damage than a Hiroshima-sized device is probably beyond the capabilities of most groups. Hiroshima-sized would be the easiest.

quote: Depends on if it's a bona fide nuke or just a radiological device.

I don't count radio-dispersal devices as nukes at all. There's no chain-reaction...

	12-02-2003 10:15									#13
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I'm not gonna stock up on anything. If we get bombed, we get bombed, and duct tape won't help me.

Of course, if this war leads to us getting bombed, then Bush better get killed in some attack because if not I'm gonna be pretty pissed at him. Stupid mother****er doesn't realize that his foreign policy is directly responsible for us needing emergency supplies

	12-02-2003 10:19									#14
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Well, if it's a nuke, then the whole country has a huge problem anyway and I'll be a statistic. If it's a radioactive material dispersion device, then the duct tape might help.

I'm not gonna stock up on anything.

You live in fvcking Texas. Give me a break.

	12-02-2003 10:21									#15
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Hmmm.

The US has seen a confederate assassin, a free-love assassin, an anarchist assassin and a communist assassin.

It's about time for a libertarian assassin.

	12-02-2003 10:22									#16
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p.s.: I had to look up who shot Garfield.

	12-02-2003 10:23									#17
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I think LA is next. It's the next largest city. That would terrorize the most people. I live about 250 miles from there.

	12-02-2003 10:24									#18
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quote: It's about time for a libertarian assassin.

I'll nominate Floyd .

But you think the country would be in better hands with Cheney?

	12-02-2003 10:26									#19
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Yup.

I'm tired of this half-hearted sh*t from Dubya.

I want a real right-wing dictatorship in the US.

	12-02-2003 10:27									#20
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I'm sure Jon and Odie were crushed when Garfield was shot.

	12-02-2003 10:28									#21
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quote: I want a real right-wing dictatorship in the US.

As long as you hold on to our hippies, you have a deal .

	12-02-2003 10:28									#22
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Duct tape would help if limbs started falling off. You could also try and make a fallout shelter from it.

	12-02-2003 10:28									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui quote: It's about time for a libertarian assassin. I'll nominate Floyd . But you think the country would be in better hands with Cheney?

Not for long, he can't stand all the excitement

	12-02-2003 10:30									#24
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quote: Originally posted by DuncanK I think LA is next. It's the next largest city. That would terrorize the most people. I live about 250 miles from there.

These al Qaeda nutjobs seem to seem to keep going after the same targets until they succeed. They did it with the WTC so we should probably expect an attempt on LAX or the New York tunnel system.

	12-02-2003 10:30									#25
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Was the LAX guy Al Qaeda?

	12-02-2003 10:49									#26
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you know

I was joking with my roomate that the state of the union speech woudl be a really really really bad time for an assasination

Jon Miller

	12-02-2003 10:49									#27
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quote: Originally posted by CapitanGarlic Duct tape would help if limbs started falling off. You could also try and make a fallout shelter from it.

Well they will never attack Montana.