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Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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Legally change your given name to Arabic, and tell them you have converted to Islam.
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Legally change your given name to Arabic, and tell them you have converted to Islam.


That'll just get him sent to the Korean Front instead.
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That'll just get him sent to the Korean Front instead.


As i said refuse to shave your beard and carry an inappropriate book about infiltrating organisations.

Or say your a commie
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Or say your a commie

According to che, telling the army that just gets you assigned to the most dangerous jobs.
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According to che, telling the army that just gets you assigned to the most dangerous jobs.


Ok start corresponding with the North Korean intelligence service and bring long examples to show how well you write
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Move to Canada. That's what a lot of people did during the Vietnam war. And most of them have stayed, even though they've been given amnesty.
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go to college


I hate to be the one to disillusion you, but towards the end of the Vietnam War they changed the draft laws to allow drafting of people who are in college. So that's no good today.
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build a hot-air balloon and try to escape across the border into Canada.


Nice idea, but I would be shot down by the Air Force as suspiciuos aircraft possibly with terrorist intent.
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That'll just get him sent to the Korean Front instead.


That's fine for now there's no war there.
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I'm going to move to British Columbia and grow pot if they start drafting. But I doubt they will.

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Get married.
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Sloww's more than willing to send others to go fight wars though!
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Sloww's more than willing to send others to go fight wars though!




And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
Mathew 24:6
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Try thinking for yourself -- Sava 1:1
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quote:
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Sloww's more than willing to send others to go fight wars though!



After 9/11 i actually looked into joining the national guard/reserves, seems i'm too old

But i do live in Washington area, which is apparently on terrorist target list. So off to Walmart for duct tape and bottled water.

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So off to Walmart for duct tape and bottled water


Duct tape will stop some drafts, but you may want to try caulking/weatherstripping for a more permanent solution.

Bottled water?

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You could always defect to North Korea and starve with the rest of the commie bastards.

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Got spare money?

Ask the officer for a handjob
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Islam? Forget about Islam.

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Surely the draft is a most un-Christian concept!
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How do you figure?
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How do you figure?


You don't think Christ would object to a government forcing people to kill/be killed against their will?
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What does "against your will" have to do with it?
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