12-02-2003 19:17									#1
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If the world affairs weren't troubling enough already the domestic affairs of the United States have reached a new level. Democrats in effort to futher destroy the Bush Administration are now pushing for the draft to reinstated. The whole government is out of its mind...

I would like to think that a person on pyschiatric medication for such serious disorders as me would not be drafted. Unfortunately the military trains people to have pyschiatric disorders to better kill people in such places as special forces divisions. Honestly you put me in a position to start killing things, I'll kill anything that moves basically friend or foe.

As for being gay, I doubt that will stop them from drafting me, hell saying that might get them to accuse me of being a terrorist and take the rest of my civil rights away.

Anyone have a nice country that I can move into with a high standard of living that won't be drawn into this world wide warfare? And anyone know how I can get a visa to travel without being labled an unpatriotic terrorist?

I really don't mind fighting and dying for freedoms, but with the government today taking those freedoms away, there is nothing left of the flag but dyed fibers. It is so sad it is almost unbelievable.

Please help, I am stressed out of my mind, I've been losing sleep for weeks now.

	12-02-2003 19:19									#2
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	12-02-2003 19:19									#3
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Do you often stress out over things that are so remote in possiblity?

	12-02-2003 19:21									#4
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Act like you do here. They don't want crazy people near guns. You could also try having General Steelman argue on your behalf.

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They said terrorist attacks of the maginutude on 9/11 were remote.... they said Bush would never risk the UN... they said the Patriot Act would never get passed.... they said North Korea would never threaten total war.....

	12-02-2003 19:23									#6
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Close the doors and get double glazing.

	12-02-2003 19:29									#7
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go to college

	12-02-2003 19:30									#8
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc You could also try having General Steelman argue on your behalf.

	12-02-2003 19:32									#9
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	12-02-2003 19:33									#10
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Enlist.

	12-02-2003 19:34									#11
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Hope that DF's views on the injustice of it all are accepted by judiciary in the US.

	12-02-2003 19:35									#12
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Learn how to make WMD's. Then they won't let you anywhere near the front line in case you get captured.

	12-02-2003 19:36									#13
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quote: Originally posted by TheStinger Hope that DF's views on the injustice of it all are accepted by judiciary in the US.

No but we still have the military's views on how poor conscripts generally are as soldiers.

	12-02-2003 19:40									#14
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Sign with an agent if you don't mind losing your elgibilility. I don't know how that will effect your draft status, but maybe you'll slide into the later rounds.

Oh, wait, you mean the Army. Simple: be a man, do your job and stop whining about it.

If you really want to avoid the draft, declare yourself a concientious objector. Or just go totally limp: they can't actually force you to walk, talk, and move, they just punish you for not doing so.

	12-02-2003 19:42									#16
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Concert to Islam, and refuse to shave off your beard and turn up to the recruiting place with a book entiled how Islam can infiltrate the US military in 5 easy steps.

	12-02-2003 19:43									#17
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Living in a country with conscription I've heard many a way to avoid service. One of my favorites, although I don't know if it's true, is to when you're in psychologist office to roll yourself in the carpet and soil yourself.

	12-02-2003 19:44									#18
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start singing lullabies plucking a daisy

	12-02-2003 19:44									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Thorn Democrats in effort to futher destroy the Bush Administration are now pushing for the draft to reinstated. The whole government is out of its mind...

That's Democrat, no "s", specifically Charles Rangle. The idea is two-fold: 1. it plays up the fact that that while the wealthy lawmakers and president decide to send our armed forces into harms way, our military is overwhelmingly made up of people from the lowest economic class. Pretty easy to send people off to die when you know your daughter is safely tucked away in a rehab center in Florida. 2., if Iraq poses such a clear and present danger as to warrant military action, then obviously we need the entire country on war footing.

And yes, the whole government is out of its mind with the exception of Nancy Pelosi. :P

	12-02-2003 19:44									#20
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Just be yourself

	12-02-2003 19:46									#21
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Oh, and to answer your question:

Build a hot-air balloon and try to escape across the border into Canada.

	12-02-2003 19:48									#22
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Intergalactic bounty hunter.
In a tug boat?

	12-02-2003 19:50									#23
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Or just go totally limp: they can't actually force you to walk, talk, and move, they just punish you for not doing so.

That's my plan, plus I will emit a constant, high-pitched squeal.

	12-02-2003 19:50									#24
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I guess you missed that thread, eh Sloww?

	12-02-2003 19:50									#25
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Ensure your Father is a famous politican or rich businessman

	12-02-2003 19:56									#26
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throw a chair at the wall in the psychological evaluation

	12-02-2003 19:59									#27
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What? Avoid?! Move to France I guess.

There is beauty in mandatory service.. there's no draft, since everyone gets to go. And that affects the making of decisions, since majority of people don't want to go.. I guess that's pretty good thing in general.

Anyway in Gandalfs words 'Run you fool, run!'

	12-02-2003 20:00									#28
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In all reality, Boris is right.
IMO, there will be no draft. At least not any time soon.

	12-02-2003 20:02									#29
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Molest a chicken in form of the recruiting officer.

	12-02-2003 20:03									#30
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going to college is a real answer
people in the sixties did that
college attendance was at all time high during vietnam