13-02-2003 23:40									#31
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Yup, and because he says stuff like this on feminism:

"A million woman march is planned for mid-June here in Los Angeles, and I think it's a great idea. And hey, ladies. While you're up, can you get us a beer?"

	13-02-2003 23:45									#32
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It's Miller Time!

	14-02-2003 00:06									#33
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Hey! Look at that, we can make Iraq threads again. Well well, either Ming has finally seen how absurd he's gotten (sobered up?) or Shi got one of the admins to slap some sense into him...but...either way, the WAR IS ON!

	14-02-2003 00:14									#34
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"Amtrak is overhauling its east coast fleet, replacing the 50 year old sleeper cars and putting a TV in every room. Now you can watch the reports of your derailment on CNN from your own cabin"

	14-02-2003 01:17									#35
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This one always appeals to my puerile sense of humor...

"Look, I'm for capitalism. All the other systems have worked out about as well as a Lee Greenwood booking in Baghdad. But we need to start holding government, the big teat, tittie el grande, mammary avec collosso, capo di titti immensia ... boobus gigandus, titasaurus rex, the Hindenboob, oh, the humammary, anyway, government, we need to start holding it, did I mention the sweater meat mountains, and the brave Sherpas who died on the north face of their aureola glacier fields, well, like I was saying, we need to start holding government accountable for the equitable distribution of the tax money they harvest."

	14-02-2003 02:05									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Arrian I don't pay any attention to celeb viewpoints, but Sava, COME ON - like you would hesitate to quote a celebrity whose views supported your side! Dennis used to be a lot more liberal. He has definitely drifted to the right over the past several years. -Arrian

I wouldn't hesitate. I wouldn't do it period. I have no problem with people quoting celebs, it just isn't for me.

	14-02-2003 03:35									#37
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"This guy was more twitchy than a Belfast valet."

"Stone Philips... man this guy is stiffer than Richard Simmons watching him."

	14-02-2003 05:13									#38
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You are all more full of feces than a whale with no keister. Well, maybe not Ming. The rest of you are, though.

	14-02-2003 07:45									#39
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Geez Sava, jokes are often generalisations, lighten up.

Arrian -

quote: I don't pay any attention to celeb viewpoints, but Sava, COME ON - like you would hesitate to quote a celebrity whose views supported your side!

Actually, Miller and I are on opposite sides and I quoted him about the war. He's funny and I don't have to agree with him to laugh.

	14-02-2003 08:10									#40
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wha?

	14-02-2003 08:29									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Sava If I had to choose a comedian to run for political office, number one, I'd choose a funny one. Number two, I'd choose Bill Maher. Somebody who has a thought in his head and isn't friends with Dan Fouts.

Number one and Number two are mutually exclusive. Bill Maher is an idiot, and I've thought this since well before Politically Incorrect.

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	14-02-2003 08:30									#42
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He's a lot smarter than Dennis Miller. But note I said, "If I had to choose".

	14-02-2003 08:34									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Sava He's a lot smarter than Dennis Miller. But note I said, "If I had to choose".

Smarter doesn't make you a better comedian.

Do you know who Charles Fleisher(sp?) is? He's the guy that did the voice of Roger Rabbit. I saw him doing stand up one night-live.

He is WAY to smart to be doing stand-up in front of a bunch of drunk people.

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	14-02-2003 08:35									#44
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I don't think Dennis Miller is funny either.

	14-02-2003 13:01									#45
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I love Bill Maher, but he's in no way smarter than Dennis Miller. I prefer to view them as intellectual equals, but I'd probably go with Miller if I had to choose the smarter of the two...