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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:25
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Pres Bush should try to recruit Miller for VP as he's much funnier than Cheney. He was on Donahue and he even made that bearable.
Miller: "I hate our enemies, I think I'm the last one."
Got any Dennis Miller quotes?
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Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:25
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"A recent study showed that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run"
"Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion dollars less than predicted. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with congressman Gary Condit."
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:25
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Ming, I see you deleted Shi's thread in the Apolyton forum before the admins could see yet another complaint about your moderating. Fast work guy.
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Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:25
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"Washington DC is to lying what Wisconson is to cheese."
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Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:25
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che should like this one as well...
"Now, whatever America as a whole might think, I am not afraid to come out and say it: I love the rich. I'm glad they have more money than I do. In most, instances, I believe they earned it. ... Listen. No one should feel guilty about wanting more money. If you don't like it, well, sorry, comrade. Because complaining about this country's obsession with getting rich is like stepping onto a baseball diamond and bitching that nobody's playin' soccer. Trying to get rich is our national pastime. So pick up a bat, baby, and start swingin'. Because let's face it, folks, in this country we are all sailboats, and the money is wind, and with enough of it, well, you can just about get blown anywhere."
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Eli
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Israel
Jul 2000
time: 07:25
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quote:
Dennis Miller for VP in '04! |
Who?
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:25
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Medium build, black hair, cool looking. Goes from serious as a heart attack to cracking himself and others up in a split second. You can almost see his sense of humor kick in. In his serious mode he is what I imagine Isaiah might look like. Looked right through Donahue, pinned that worm to the wall on his BS and just plain shut him up on a couple of his self involved tirades as well.
A damn good VP because he would have plenty of time to joke around, while occasionally cutting through leftyspeak with laser sharp wit.
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:25
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On Clinton/Monica:
"All I ask is that he does his job, doesn't rip me off or stare too long at my wife, that's it ok. I think if the next president is to learn anything from this whole episode, it's that he should be totally forthcoming with whatever dark secret he harbors, thereby completely defanging the rabid pack of partisan watchdogs nipping at his heels. You know, at this point, I really believe that our entire nation actually would diefy the first president who steps up to a podium, looks dead into the camera and says, "Folks, she blew me. As a matter of fact, she's blowin' me right now. But enough about me, lets talk about cutting yo...uh...eh...uh...your taxes."
Of course, that's just an opinion, I could be wrong."
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13-02-2003 11:12
so! 
Ming, the thread you deleted in the Apolyton forum was Shi's, not mine. I wonder why it says "Moderated by DanQ" there, if he doesn't even get a chance to see the stuff?
no thanks
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