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Japher is offline Japher
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JohnT you need to go back there, and often...

Or,

we have a closet case here!!!

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Japher: hmmmm?

Obi-Wan, I'm not worrying about her now - my God, this happened 16 years ago!

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I turned down an impulsive threesome because I was in a relationship. And I was dumped 2 days later.





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ACK!

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i think i've missed "get away from me you psycho!" a few times in the midst of delirium....

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This is a very important thread, John.

It was 10th grade. I was in a good relationship with one girl, that looked rather cute. She had an evil sense of humor, and I liked it a lot. So all around 10th grade she asked me to give her massages, rubbed herself against me, drew stuff on my hands, and looked me in the eyes a lot, in the best sense of those words.
I didn't ask her out, my head even didn't work that way. ( 10th grade, mind you! )

So, I see her at the summer break, that year. WOW KNOCKOUT. It turned up she already had a bf. She dates him to this very day, I think. I had a very long period of infatuation.

sigh sigh sigh , stupid stupid stupid.
That chick could be mine.

On the other hand, she turned out to be quite the *****.
So It's all good.

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I turned down an impulsive threesome because I was in a relationship. And I was dumped 2 days later.


Ouch! Now I don't feel so bad.

Asher is offline Asher
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I'm usually pretty adept at detecting signals from people, although I usually play dumb and ignore them until they give up.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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I'm sure I have missed plenty of signals, but no-one has pointed them out to me, so I wouldn't know.

Not that it matters, I have my fiancee.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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You evil bastard John

She touched my arm and snugged up to me. I thought she was showing an interest, but people I asked told me that wasn't the case.

Not that it matters now, but I still like to do atomic piles on those people who led me astray.

Rex Little is offline Rex Little
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In high school, I managed to mess up both ways.

In 9th grade, they found out I already knew 9th grade math and put me in a class with 10th graders. I sat in the back of the room next to a girl who was an absolute goddess. She and I were also by far the best math students in the class, so most of the time we didn't need to bother listening. We spent the time passing notes back and forth to each other. Years later, I looked back at what was in those notes and realized she had been coming on to me. But at the time, I considered it a law of nature that a girl couldn't possibly be interested in a boy who was younger than her, so what should have been obvious never occured to me. The next year, she transferred to another school and I never saw her again.

Fast-forward to 12th grade. I had met a girl at camp the previous summer and we hit it off. During our time there we took every opportunity to be as affectionate as the time and place permitted--close dancing, holding hands, arms around the waist, stuff like that. (No sex, or even close; these were much more innocent times, and there were counselors around.)

She lived 200 miles from where I did, so after camp we exchanged letters the rest of the year. Then we made plans for me to come spend a weekend at her house during winter break.

I arrived Friday evening, and we decided to go to the movies. Her mother drove us, saying she didn't want me driving because the roads were too icy. (It didn't occur to me that her real reason might be that she didn't want her daughter alone with me in a car.) We rode to and from the movie in the back seat, my arm around her and her leaning against my shoulder.

The next day we were all watching TV in the living room. I sat down next to her and put my arm around her. She immediately jumped up and moved across the room. Did I take the hint? No, not this turkey. I had it fixed in my head that she liked to snuggle with me; my mind was made up, and I wasn't about to be confused by facts. I kept moving next to her, and she kept moving away. Pretty much the whole rest of the weekend went like that. We didn't actually break up then, but the inevitable came soon enough.

What happened to change her attitude? Obviously, her mother didn't like what she saw when she drove us to the movies, and gave her daughter a lecture later on. How long did it take me to figure this out? Oh, only six or seven years.

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so now you're married Rex?

I caught a girl looking and smiling at me in class tonight. Funny thing is, she caught my eye as soon as i saw her. So hopefully I don't putz out and actually see where this can go

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Sit next to her next time

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Only if Provost Harrison takes our advices so readily.

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so now you're married Rex?
Yeah, and that's a whole other overlooking-the-obvious story. I won't go into detail, but there was plenty of evidence from previous relationships that living together with a woman just doesn't work for me. I failed to connect the dots until I was too deep into this marriage to get out.

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Quick question: Is it a signal if a girl goes out of her way to emphasize the fact that she's single?

I'm thinking so, and if I'm correct, I didn't miss the signal, I just chose to ignore it.

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Awwwww David! You should have jumped on it.......it might be your only chance for a very long.....long time

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I have been totally clueless when a man was comming on to me - It was only when he (after a number of obvious signals in hinsight) suggested we go to his room for an oiled massage I got the idea . I politely said no thanks .

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Well, Thue, that would have been the correct answer if you didn't like the guy. But if you did like him....?

Anyway, MY "moment of complete dumbness" has been when she said she was an sex addict. Crap, how can you not go for it after that.

Ooooo, and another. When she (other she) invited me to sleep in her bed but said it would be "better" if we didn't do it....

Maybe we should vote for the "Emperor of all Jackas$es" while we share our embarrasing little stories.

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Take the initial story and multiply it by about 50, and you have the repeating saga of my college years. This didn't happen when I was drunk btw, when drunk I was usually guaranteed to get laid, or get into a fight. Sometimes both. But picking up the signals from a nice girl in any other setting was seemingly impossible. I finally started to try and figure out why I was such a loser at love, and as I went through all of these scenarios in my head the dull thump of the obvious hitting home happened again and again. Fortunately I made up for some lost time in the years since.

Recently I have been in a serious relationship, and not "on the make". Nonetheless I do get the occasional signals. I am interested by habit, but for the last 6 years I've been able to remain true to my relationship. Today was interesting. I started off by happily making love to my girlfriend. Later on I went out to do some errands, and it seemed like every woman I came across was very friendly. I got a haircut and was practically mauled by the lady doing the cutting, who managed simultaneously to share a large number of her personal problems with me, and give me a decent haircut to boot. A woman at work was very friendly and touchy feely. Even the young women who work at the grocery store went out of their way to get me to pay attention to them. And of course it did me no more good than an ego boost, which will probably last no longer than a day or two.

So you young guys should pay attention. If these women are desperate enough to flirt with a 40 year old guy like me, imagine what they are willing to do for young intelligent studs such as yourselves. The key is to get beyond your attachment to any particular result. In most cases getting a result is most important, because it tells you whether you are wasting your time and energy or not. If you are, then you can move along to more prosperous endeavors. If not, the sooner you are out of the blind nervous part of the relationship, the better.

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A girl I barely said two words when I met was offering to give me a blowjob that night on IM. What do you think...coming on to me?

Too bad she was hideous! :barf:

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Just close your eyes, orange.

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Just close your eyes, orange.

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If this worked, I would have gotten/given a lot more head in my life so far...

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Well, Thue, that would have been the correct answer if you didn't like the guy. But if you did like him....?


I am not interrested in men. But it still qualified as an obvious signal completely missed .

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orange,

Dude, a BJ is a BJ - a mouth isn't gonna feel much different no matter how ugly she is

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Dude, a BJ is a BJ - a mouth isn't gonna feel much different no matter how ugly she is


So I take it you aren't opposed to getting a bj from a man, then?

 
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