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Asher is offline Asher
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
So I take it you aren't opposed to getting a bj from a man, then?

Men tend to give it better 'cause they know what they like, too.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Men tend to give it better 'cause they know what they like, too.


Nah, that's a myth. Men aren't any more likely to know the right thing to do with someone's wang in their mouths than women are.

Good technique comes with experience and from knowing how to read the signals of your partner, not from the gender of the giver.

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Nah, that's a myth. Men aren't any more likely to know the right thing to do with someone's wang in their mouths than women are.

Good technique comes with experience and from knowing how to read the signals of your partner, not from the gender of the giver.

A lot of the signals are faked, "Oh you're doing a great job" for fear of upsetting the girl.

How many women have you been with, Boris? Just the one?

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[Ming mode]All right guys, let's keep my thread clean. This is about missed sexual opportunities - if you two want to compare notes, do it by PM.[/Ming mode]

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I actually had a gorgeous college cheerleader describe her sexual history to me, and then, at the end of the date after a long kiss goodnight at my place, asked me if I had anything particular in mind. Nope, of course I didn't. She stamped her foot when she left.



We had a second date too where I completely ignored the blindingly obvious.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Originally posted by Asher

A lot of the signals are faked, "Oh you're doing a great job" for fear of upsetting the girl.

How many women have you been with, Boris? Just the one?


Signals are faked for men as well. I know I've faked a couple of times.

Just the one, and I can honestly say that, qualitatively, she performed as adequately in that regard as many of the men I have been with.

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Dude, a BJ is a BJ - a mouth isn't gonna feel much different no matter how ugly she is


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how would you know?

quote:

So I take it you aren't opposed to getting a bj from a man, then?


you guys rule, all of you.

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orange,

Dude, a BJ is a BJ - a mouth isn't gonna feel much different no matter how ugly she is



Oh David......as always open mouth insert......well......use your imagination

Sorry little one.....it was just to easy! So are you saying that there would be no difference between a guy giving you head and a girl? I guess you are saying that a mouth is a mouth no matter what it's attached to?

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Oh David......as always open mouth insert......well......use your imagination

Sorry little one.....it was just to easy! So are you saying that there would be no difference between a guy giving you head and a girl? I guess you are saying that a mouth is a mouth no matter what it's attached to?


I propose an experiment. It will involve David, a blindfold, Tiamat, FemmeAdonis, red_jon and myself.

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**cough** **ahem** Oh Boris there is one little element you forgot.........

I'm married!! So only if you can get clearence from my husband

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Anyway I've seen David drunk before........not a pretty picture. I would assume that we would all have to be drunk to take part in this venture........no??

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Anyway I've seen David drunk before........not a pretty picture. I would assume that we would all have to be drunk to take part in this venture........no??


I can't speak for you, but for me, definitely. For red_jon, probably not.

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**cough** **ahem** Oh Boris there is one little element you forgot.........

I'm married!! So only if you can get clearence from my husband


BJ's don't count as sex.

Az is offline Az
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I propose an experiment. It will involve David, a blindfold, Tiamat, FemmeAdonis, red_jon and myself.

An experiment ? cool, I wanna join too!













Hey, wait a minute!

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Az, okay, we'll get a blindfold for you, too. Or did you want to take Tiamat's place?

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Argh this thread is rotten

















Hmm, bjs
How DARE moderators to delete my masturbation thread!

Az is offline Az
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That post of mine didn't come out right, did it? hehe.

A revalation here: I wouldn't care about getting a blowjob from a guy, but it would be no different for me than using my hand, in an emotional sense, though it would obviously feel different.

Funny, being repeatedly hit by guys all the time, and only seldom by girls. It's tragic, really.

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I love this thread

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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A revalation here: I wouldn't care about getting a blowjob from a guy, but it would be no different for me than using my hand, in an emotional sense, though it would obviously feel different.


Okay, if the above is true, then the following:

quote:
Funny, being repeatedly hit by guys all the time, and only seldom by girls. It's tragic, really.


Would indicate you get lots of blowjobs from men, since you apparently wouldn't care, right?

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Would indicate you get lots of blowjobs from men, since you apparently wouldn't care, right?



Of course the blowjobs don't just come out of the ground, like sprouts (hey! blowjob seeds! plant them and enjoy! ) one has to seek and breed them, like cattle

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Please refrain from making any connections between oral sex and cattle. Thanks.

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Whoops I mispelled and I feel stupid

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Would indicate you get lots of blowjobs from men, since you apparently wouldn't care, right?

come to think about it, I was offered a handjob by a stranger once, and I declined it.
I also was offered a blowjob by a guy, but I knew him, and he was high on Ex, so I couldn't abuse him that way.
I guess I am more heterosexual than I think of myself.

Az is offline Az
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Please refrain from making any connections between oral sex and cattle. Thanks.

I think I'll put it in my sig.

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I have quite the oppisite problem, i jump on every opportunity presented to me, damn the consequences.

Ive had more sex due to my friend nicole's friends just because i was sleeping over at her house and one of her friends was sleeping over.

somehow i always seem to prey on my females friend's friends as to pass time between relationships.

i guess what i would consider missing an opportunity is being in the same room as a friend of a friend.

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it went in my profile

Az is offline Az
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What profile?

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Stop flirting you two

Az is offline Az
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stop being green with jealousy.


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and so are you Datajack

 
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