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Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:26
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So bright you gotta wear sun glasses?
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Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:26
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There's an old joke about a guy that keeps getting turned away by his gf, and he's getting really horny. Finally she says, "ok, in one year from today, you can have me, I will give myself freely in one year." So the guy counts the days, weeks and months, and finally a year. He goes to his gf's place and knocks on the door. She says, "I know why you're knocking on my door ". He says, "Sure, but do you know what I'm knocking with?"
Anyway, so it was when I got leave from basic training. Two months with 50 stinky guys in the barracks, and that just isn't going to happen. So I get on a flight home and sit next to this foxy blonde who has her veggie grandmother on the other side. Well, we got chatting, I sent a few signals, and she came right out with it..."lets go to the bathroom together".  "OK". So we get our seatbelts off, stand up and are just in the isle when the fasten seat belt light comes on and the captain announces that "we are decending to blah blah, please take your seats..."
I had to get off at that stop, she continued on to somewhere else. What a babe...
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chris007jg
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Oh skye,
It all started a few years ago. I was in the ....
Nah, sorry. cant do this here....
ciao
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16-02-2003 10:28
Get the silly little quote right from the song. 
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