18-02-2003 15:36									#1
	Why are things so much better with alcohol? Full PM-box? Change here!

Yes I know what alcohol does to the brain. But it still amazes me. Jokes are funnier. I am happier. I am more sociable for the most part.

Alcohol. The wonder drug

The only bad thing, is it is harder to type.

	18-02-2003 15:38									#2
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It's not a drug, it's a drink.

	18-02-2003 15:39									#3
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I read it as "better than alcohol", in which case I'd agree and list a bunch of things.

The only plus alcohol has it it's legal and cheap.

	18-02-2003 15:39									#4
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Not necessarily. Try driving, for example.

	18-02-2003 16:01									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident The only bad thing, is it is harder to type.

Try one of those voice dictation programs. Of course you will reach the point where your speech is so slurred the program can't make sense of it but the results at that stage might give us all a laugh.

	18-02-2003 16:03									#6
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driving is better with alcohol as well.

I don't do it because there are other people who could be affected.

But I see nothing wrong with driving drunk in a field by myself.

btw I'm not drunk. I haven't been drunk in many years. But I am enjoying a brew.

	18-02-2003 16:06									#7
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quote: I haven't been drunk in many years

	18-02-2003 16:11									#8
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I haven't been drunk since Saturday.

	18-02-2003 16:15									#9
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I haven't had a drink since last night.



* Skanky Burns pours himself a bourbon.

	18-02-2003 16:19									#10
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Alcohol is not a drug. Period.

This had to be said, I don't want to be a drug addict...

	18-02-2003 16:43									#11
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Haven't been drunk in over five years and I'm better than all of you because of it

	18-02-2003 16:48									#12
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Better???

I would use the word "dry" in that context...

	18-02-2003 16:56									#13
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Two words:

BEER GOGGLES

What other concoction can turn a 5 into a 10?

	18-02-2003 17:20									#14
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Well I haven't been drunk until last night..

being drunk sucks...when i lay myself on the bed everything goes berzerk in the head, i hate that feeling.. i can also have fun when i'm sober actually, when you're drunk you just laugh because you're drunk, not because something is particularly funny!

Of course, certain chicks do look nicer when you're drunk, but when i'm drunk nothing can turn me on anyway so you won't see be doing bad stuff, hehe

	18-02-2003 17:25									#15
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Trajanus - I have a tip for you.

If you lay down on the bed, and the 'room starts spinning around', all you have to do is put your leg on the floor - ZAP - spinning stops immediately. It works every time

	18-02-2003 17:38									#16
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marijuana is better

	18-02-2003 17:48									#17
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quote: Originally posted by aaglo Trajanus - I have a tip for you. If you lay down on the bed, and the 'room starts spinning around', all you have to do is put your leg on the floor - ZAP - spinning stops immediately. It works every time

If you are going to drink as much as needs to make the room spin, you might as well go the whole way and drink to unconsciousness.

	18-02-2003 17:57									#18
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Bodd - sometimes the room spinns only when you lay down on bed, and then this trick helps.

	18-02-2003 18:07									#19
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I always quite liked that sensation myself. Kinda fun.

	18-02-2003 18:11									#20
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Like all such things, it's great in moderation.

	18-02-2003 18:19									#21
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We have a saying about the usage of alcohol:

"Too much is too much, but moderate is too short"

	18-02-2003 18:34									#22
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quote: Originally posted by aaglo Better??? I would use the word "dry" in that context...

How typical of an alcoholic in denial

	18-02-2003 19:26									#23
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I have an alcohol problem!!


I don't have anything to mix with my alcohol!
The last drops of coke wouldn't have covered the ice in my glass, let alone make a significant quantity of bourbon and coke. The OJ is all used up, so no screwdriver. I don't have any wine at the moment.
In desperation, I was forced to make a baileys and milk.

	18-02-2003 19:33									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns I don't have anything to mix with my alcohol!

Why is not being able to dilute your alcohol a problem?



Just drink it!

	18-02-2003 19:45									#25
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i like running and biking while drunk

	18-02-2003 19:48									#26
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drunk 'Poly posting is fun, but could get you banned

	18-02-2003 19:50									#27
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alcohol?
jep
its make world better place to live

	18-02-2003 19:53									#28
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Most of my whiny posts are done drunk...in fact, my latest one was

What have we learned? Drinking makes you type about your personal problems and post them on a chatboard where you have only met 2 of the hundreds of fellow posters, and expect to get great counsel.

Ahh, drunkness

	18-02-2003 19:56									#29
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It's not that things go better with alcohol, it's just that with alcohol you're delusional.

	18-02-2003 20:23									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove It's not that things go better with alcohol, it's just that with alcohol you're delusional.

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